ScottMustaine
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I wouldn't bare a foot inside. That would kill my chance of becoming a popular musician or maybe a Dr. on some university.
Who here would do porn?
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LOL!!!Atom Smasher said:
Fear not, I wear appropriate attire in this courtroom. It's different when I take a woman into chambers. That's where I get my gavel polished and waxed after a woman gets me to drop my suit!
Whacking off in the courtroom is a no no. :nono:
One of my friends of old said we should join porn, and he was dead serious. Ha. He could probably pull it off, since he's crazier than I am, and doesn't care about random sex with crazy *****es. He did it all the time. I couldn't do it, though. I dated girls that looked and acted like pornstars, and I wanted to kill them. I see the pornstars now, and think of those exes, and want to kill them. So yea... No. I can't stand stupid, shallow, fake, rude, vulgar people. Most of them tend to be hot, and I can't stand them, either.
Not my thing, anyway. I was always more of a relationship guy, but holy ****, were my standards ****. The whole trying to change the ho into a housewife; crazy ***** into a nice girl schtick. Whereas my friends and everyone else in the universe with a clue just used these ****rags for sex - I tried to wife them up. I wanted hot and nice, and damnit, I was gonna make it happen. Too bad it never did. Never found it, and all my projects with these *****es failed. Meanwhile, all the cute nice girls I passed up in favor of fixing crazy hot *****es ended up getting married. Lesson definitely learned. After repeating the same mistake over and over and over and over and over and over and over and.........., that is.
Edit: Said friend ended up MARRYING a hot stripper who has a kid from a complete loser / criminal / *******, and is quite the **** herself. But, he is a crazy ******* with issues, as well. We dated the same types... Really, everyone in our group did. Damnit... What's up with me and all these ****ing crazy people? Whatever... That friend is still a dumbass. He dated *****es upon *****es, and they were all nuts. Then he marries a stripper who used him in the past. Gah. Definitely ex-friends.
Not my thing, anyway. I was always more of a relationship guy, but holy ****, were my standards ****. The whole trying to change the ho into a housewife; crazy ***** into a nice girl schtick. Whereas my friends and everyone else in the universe with a clue just used these ****rags for sex - I tried to wife them up. I wanted hot and nice, and damnit, I was gonna make it happen. Too bad it never did. Never found it, and all my projects with these *****es failed. Meanwhile, all the cute nice girls I passed up in favor of fixing crazy hot *****es ended up getting married. Lesson definitely learned. After repeating the same mistake over and over and over and over and over and over and over and.........., that is.
Edit: Said friend ended up MARRYING a hot stripper who has a kid from a complete loser / criminal / *******, and is quite the **** herself. But, he is a crazy ******* with issues, as well. We dated the same types... Really, everyone in our group did. Damnit... What's up with me and all these ****ing crazy people? Whatever... That friend is still a dumbass. He dated *****es upon *****es, and they were all nuts. Then he marries a stripper who used him in the past. Gah. Definitely ex-friends.