Who here enjoys birdfeeding?

[Helter Skelter]

Okay, I'm probably opening myself up to getting flamed, but I don't give a shiit.

In my spare time, I enjoy watching birds at several bird feeders in my yard. The stuff I've seen over the years has been pretty amazing. Now I know this is a hobby enjoyed by alot of old ladies but I think any age can have fun with it.

Did a search and never in Sosuave history has anyone done a thread on this. Out in the field you can meet a lot of old ladies but if your lucky, they might introduce you to one of their granddaughters.

So what do you think?

 

[Soma]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
So what do you think?

I think you're gay.

Be that as it may I enjoy feeding ducks at lakes and ponds. My grandfather used to take me to the local pond after school, back in 2nd/3rd grade, and we'd feed the ducks together. I loved that. And now, I'm starting to miss that pastime, as well as my grandfather. Thanks for the bittersweet trip down memory-lane, deviant.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
So what do you think?

I think you're a fvcking loser!!!1

No, its cool to have hobbies, chicks'll dig it if you can tell them interesting things.

 

[Ice Cold]

BOOOO!

Get a life

I enjoy shooting birds

 

[diablo]

I used to have a pet squirrel named Nutkins. He'd come on top of the garage and I'd feed him... sometimes he'd scratch me though. We got him when we chopped down an oak tree in front of our house and he fell from his nest - it never seemed to bother him that we killed an entire generation of his brothers and sisters. We let a little old lady raise him for about 6 months, then we put him in our backyard where he rarely left... I don't think the other squirrels really liked him, but being raised by humans I guess he was rather AFC-ish, in a squirrely way. Finally, he was found dead in our treehouse one afternoon - I think it was the lack of squirrel-on-squirrel action that did him in. It's possible to die from no sex, you know... even if you're a squirrel.

 

[jakethasnake]

LOL, amusing thread.


Diablo, maybe your pet squirrel was gangraped by renegade chipmunks and left for dead... until he eventually did.

 

[Soma]

Originally posted by jakethasnake
Diablo, maybe your pet squirrel was gangraped by renegade chipmunks and left for dead... until he eventually died.

lol, hahah.

 

[Levex]

Pack of Alka-Seltzers + pigeons = hours of fun.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by Levex
Pack of Alka-Seltzers + pigeons = hours of fun.

does that actually work?

 

[Silquee Smoove]

Welcome back, Helter, are you still with that one woman who is a freak (sexually) in every way as you put it?

 

[Helter Skelter]

Originally posted by Silquee Smoove
Welcome back, Helter, are you still with that one woman who is a freak (sexually) in every way as you put it?

No, we stopped seeing each other in July.
She was not LTR material which is kinda what I would prefer at this point. Having sex with no feelings gets old after a while.

I would like to settle down have a couple of kids etc.

Regarding feeding birds, it's more beneficial and productive then masturbating to porn which I'm guessing most of the teenagers are spending a lot of time doing here.

Develop some new interests you'll be a better person for it.

For those that think birdfeeding is gay. One side benefit, it brings hawks into your yard, which eat the songbirds.

Pretty cool and exciting if you've ever seen that up close, in person. The hunter and the hunted.

Helter

 

[Levex]

Originally posted by Vincent
does that actually work?

yup

 

[Don Ronny]

Feeding birds gets me hard.
I love how when they walk, they have to bob their heads with each step, like they are giving bl0wjobs to an invisible man, so H-O-T!!!!

 

[Skel]

Yo helter skelter do you thing man, who cares what anyone else thinks.

 

[Soma]

Originally posted by Helter Skelter
For those that think birdfeeding is gay. One side benefit, it brings hawks into your yard, which eat the songbirds.

Pretty cool and exciting if you've ever seen that up close, in person. The hunter and the hunted.

Wow, that does indeed sound awesome. Can I come over this weekend to watch?

Originally posted by Skel
Yo helter skelter do you thing man, who cares what anyone else thinks.

Oh shut it. You've so got a boner for the man with a similar name you can practically see the pre-cvm on the screen.

 

[DrMetallica]

Damnit, you guys are *******s. Everyone needs a hobby. Good for you helter skelter. I enjoy playing chess

 

[Bilogomja]

yea I've done it before, birdfeeding can be fun; its pretty funny seeing the birds trying to peck each other for a piece of bread. Doing it can be pretty relaxing.

 

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by DrMetallica
Damnit, you guys are *******s. Everyone needs a hobby. Good for you helter skelter. I enjoy playing chess

Well fvck... chess is different

I enjoy watching grass grow. WTF?

 

[GlutusMaximus86]

For the Alka-Seltzers how long does it take for the birds to blow up? I heard there is like a 2 min delay or something. Also does it whether you throw the tablets in water or not? I've heard a rumor that a couple people just threw like 200 hundred tablets into a small pond and contaimnated the whole pond.

 

[UltimateScoundrel]

Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
For the Alka-Seltzers how long does it take for the birds to blow up? I heard there is like a 2 min delay or something. Also does it whether you throw the tablets in water or not? I've heard a rumor that a couple people just threw like 200 hundred tablets into a small pond and contaimnated the whole pond.

It doesn't work. He's full of ****. Think about it. The foam and **** could easily just be regurgitated, that's how birds feed their young. They wouldn't die, they'd vomit like crazy until the alka seltzer stopped foaming. It would also do that quickly because pigeons don' have that much water in their stomachs.


The whole thing is bull****.