Who else suffers from nocturnal emissions of semen?

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I have been having very frequent (as much as thrice a week) nocturnal emissions since past several months. This is a very big deal for me as I'm into serious yoga and meditation and I know that ejaculation of semen (not sex) is spiritually draining. My reasoning has been that my failure with women and the resulting desperation causes it, as some of the emissions have happened during wet dreams. However a considerable number of them also happen without any dream. I'm extremely pissed.
 

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You are extremely pissed because of your believes. If you chose science as your foundation of believes you'd know that emissions happen when you don't jerk off and have sex. Tell me, aren't yogi suppose to be able to suck themselves off?
 
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Drdeee said:
If you chose science as your foundation of believes you'd know that emissions happen when you don't jerk off and have sex.
Science can't "explain away" everything, anyway I don't want to start a debate against science. Would appreciate if any serious Yoga practitioners can reply here.

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Tell me, aren't yogi suppose to be able to suck themselves off?
lol, you are funny.
 

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It's a biological function. Seriously, it's a sign that its going to fall off soon! Jerk it! Suck it w/e. Just use it!


Sarcastic remarks and jokes aside - nocturnal emissions are natural, don't sweat it.
 

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How often do you masturbate\ejaculate?
How often do you watch porn?
Do you eat a lot of dairy products?
Do you urinate frequently?
How old are you?
 

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Ignore the sceptical comments, some people don't want to understand how the body works.

Do you eat before going to sleep? Within 2 hours? What's your diet like, high or low carb? How much sunlight do you get during the day? Do you watch porn or lust over beautiful women a lot? Do you drink a lot of water or not enough?
 

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Mandiblard said:
Ignore the sceptical comments, some people don't want to understand how the body works.

Do you eat before going to sleep? Within 2 hours? What's your diet like, high or low carb? How much sunlight do you get during the day? Do you watch porn or lust over beautiful women a lot? Do you drink a lot of water or not enough?
Skeptics? Lol I don't doubt yoga is useful for some purposes but ejaculation is biological. You jack it and make it come out or eventually it will on its own. Whether it comes out a week, or a month/threemonths later you could maybe control the timing but it will come out one way or another. Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying.
 
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Ok none of you is a serious yoga practitioner, so naturally won't understand the importance of preserving semen. It is mentioned in all Hindu scriptures that semen has to be reabsorbed into the body through yoga practices and equanimity of mind.

As to other comments, yes I know drinking too much water at bedtime invariably triggers the emission, so I limit liquid intake at night. But still it happens, about 30% of the time with wetdream, other times with no dream. I'm guilty of lusting beautiful women but also guilty of not being successful attracting them (yet). I don't jerk off or watch porn.
 

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These scriptures were probably written thousands of years ago or not? It was a long time ago... In these days, nutrition wasn't as good as today. You didn't have tons of food, like you do today, just go to the supermarket, you even see multivitamins if you want to. Thus, they had to preserve semen at all costs, because it would drain them too much and all that stuff. Today, that is no longer the case. You can masturbate but not too much. That still holds truth. Masturbation IS draining if you do it too much. Too much can be every day once! For a long time. That's why a good medium is 3 times a week or so. Not too much, not too little. It can be 5 times a week if your diet is excellent and so on. Even 6 or ever 7 depending on conditions (age for example and others I don't understand too well). Ejaculating too little can also be damaging. There is material about this on the web.

I know personally that wet dreams can drain you, I used to have them like two days in a row and combine that with a unhealthy diet... You guess the rest. Now I have improved my diet and I am feeling better and less problems with this stuff.
 

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AreYouSingleFemale said:
It is mentioned in all Hindu scriptures that semen has to be reabsorbed into the body through yoga practices and equanimity of mind.


I wasn't faking with you when I asked if yohi blow themselves off. I know they do. You can ask your guru or find a guru on the internet and ask him, how to reabsorb semen into the body.
 
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I wasn't faking with you when I asked if yohi blow themselves off. I know they do. You can ask your guru or find a guru on the internet and ask him, how to reabsorb semen into the body.

Are you suggesting that he swallow his own semen? There's an idea. It kind of seemed like this thread was headed in that direction anyway. The OP comes off a little bit dainty.
 
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TyTe`EyEz said:
Are you suggesting that he swallow his own semen? .
That's what I thought he meant and LOLed for it.
Anyway reabsorption means getting reabsorbed directly from the seminal glands into the blood,spinal column etc. Then it is supposed to boost spiritual attainment. If you eat it after it comes out it will only get digested away.
 

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OP, can you please elaborate more on how yoga and meditation has helped you out? I'm on a similar path of preserving my sexual energy thru semen retention and using it towards a higher purpose, like chasing chicks and making money.

There is a book called "Taoist Secrets of Love: Cultivating Male Sexual Energy" by Mantak Chia, you will find the answer to your question in that book. You can find a .pdf file for free somewhere. Bought my own from half.com so I could highlight and bookmark it and sh*t.

I think the answer is for you to learn how to release sexual tension from the prostate without ejaculating.

Also what works to calm me down before I go to bed is to boil water, pour it into a bowl, put a few drops of eucalyptis, peppermint, and flaxseed oil and "steam" my face by putting a towel over my head. It's a freakshow, but it relaxes me and cuts down on the crazy girly dreams.
 

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OP I think i'm the only one here that truly understands what you're talking about. I know all about the life force and how you lose it by masturbating/watching porn and giving your energy away to the woman on the screen.

There are some things you can do to prevent this.

1. Don't drink anything for a decent amount of hours before going to sleep: No water, soda, milk. I know it's going to be hard not drinking anything for like 4 hours before going to sleep but this is the best way to prevent it.

2. Don't look at any pictures of women on the internet: I have come to find out that just looking at 1 or 2 pictures of a beautiful woman on the net will lead to this. I'm not even talking about naked pictures either. The conspiracy theorist in me says they must be encoded in a way to enduce this type of stuff as crazy as it may sound.

I can totally understand your concerns. Before I learned of some of the esoteric truths of sex and the life force I didn't really care about this happening to me. It was just something I had to deal with.

Now if i'm going to lose my semen and my life force it better be to a beautiful woman not by masturbating or to some slut on a porno movie ;)

but anyway for those interested in some of the secrets of sex and the life force etc(and how it is the most powerful magic ritual on earth) here it is

Dr. Alim Bey: Holy Orgasm {Sexual Enlightenment} "Cultivating male and female Sexual energy"
 

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f283000 said:
2. Don't look at any pictures of women on the internet: I have come to find out that just looking at 1 or 2 pictures of a beautiful woman on the net will lead to this. I'm not even talking about naked pictures either. The conspiracy theorist in me says they must be encoded in a way to enduce this type of stuff as crazy as it may sound.

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Yah its called the being hot algorithm. All photographers and magazines encode it in images to inspire lust in men and women.
 

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f283000 said:
OP I think i'm the only one here that truly understands what you're talking about.
I seriously doubt that.

I know all about the life force and how you lose it by masturbating/watching porn and giving your energy away to the woman on the screen.
It's not life force, its sexual energy from your hormones. The body and the mind are very much linked and influence each other. Abstinence and self control is good. It bottles the energy and the mind reacts in very interesting ways.

1. Don't drink anything for a decent amount of hours before going to sleep: No water, soda, milk. I know it's going to be hard not drinking anything for like 4 hours before going to sleep but this is the best way to prevent it.
This will not do a damn thing about nocturnal emissions. This is good for preventing a full bladder and waking up in the middle of the night to use the toilet, but that's it.

The only way is to simply deal with it. The nocturnal emissions are simply the body blowing off steam. They usually accompany vivid dreams. Zinc and magnesium will have that effect as will ginko biloba (a herb) since it increases circulation in the brain as well. More brain activity, increase in hormones from lack of masturbation and zinc and magnesium to fuel even more hormones gets you this situation here.

Before I learned of some of the esoteric truths of sex and the life force I didn't really care about this happening to me. It was just something I had to deal with.
Before we had science and reason we had mysticism. People thought thunder was the gods, but now we know better. It's amazing how simple and logical things are when you seek knowledge instead of bull**** new age mysticism.
 
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I seriously doubt that.



It's not life force, its sexual energy from your hormones. The body and the mind are very much linked and influence each other. Abstinence and self control is good. It bottles the energy and the mind reacts in very interesting ways.



This will not do a damn thing about nocturnal emissions. This is good for preventing a full bladder and waking up in the middle of the night to use the toilet, but that's it.

The only way is to simply deal with it. The nocturnal emissions are simply the body blowing off steam. They usually accompany vivid dreams. Zinc and magnesium will have that effect as will ginko biloba (a herb) since it increases circulation in the brain as well. More brain activity, increase in hormones from lack of masturbation and zinc and magnesium to fuel even more hormones gets you this situation here.



Before we had science and reason we had mysticism. People thought thunder was the gods, but now we know better. It's amazing how simple and logical things are when you seek knowledge instead of bull**** new age mysticism.

Alle_Gory has had the most reasonable response in this thread. AreYouSingleFemale, you're going up against evolution here, and it's a force to be reckoned with. Yoga is all well and good, but it will never circumnavigate your body's natural process. The human race is still around for a reason.
 

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Your concerns are baseless OP, nocturnal emissions produce far less semen than masturbation. Also your body knows what it needs so stop freaking out.

Be careful about what spiritual beliefs you adopt without educating yourself properly. The rules of yogi/kundalini/tantra do not apply universally - if you really understood the individual nature of sexual energy then you would know that some people just have more "love" to give. Some guys can bust nuts all the time with no detriment while others must conserve their energy with the tenacity of a monk. You have no control over what category you fall into.

Judging from your post you have a lot of nutter butter to spread around. Your problem is only a lack of muffins upon which to slather said butter. Work on THAT first - and please, stop feeling guilty about your biological impulses - its TERRIBLE for your game. A woman will never be able to accept your sexuality if you are not comfortable with it yourself.
 

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You need to punish your testicles for betraying your quest for enlightenment. Next time you j!zz yourself in your sleep, bust out the Yoga Flame on those bad boys and teach them the penalty for spilling such precious life energy.

In all seriousness, if your body is rebelling against your spiritual philosophy, it's a sign that what you're doing isn't natural.
 
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Vice said:
OP, can you please elaborate more on how yoga and meditation has helped you out? I'm on a similar path of preserving my sexual energy thru semen retention and using it towards a higher purpose, like chasing chicks and making money.
Vice and f283000 are able to understand my concerns.

Others, semen loss is tremendous loss indeed, except when used for reproduction. It is understandable that many of you don't realize it. With the practice of yoga, a time comes when one realizes within himself how much we take for granted the marvellous human body, and begins to worships the intelligence that runs it as none other than God. Reverence of semen is one of the things that follows from this line of thinking, as it is miraculous indeed that this semen can form a human life if entered a woman. It is life-force, like f238000 pointed out.
 

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