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Rollo Tomassi

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Every.

Chance.

I.

Get.

Gets me going, gets her going, how is this even an issue?

Date hotter women (i.e. those not so fat as to have 'Gunts') who shave, and you wont have to go down on stinky, furburger. Your opinion will change overnight.
 

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To each their own.

As for me, I should be doing this on Tuesday morning, along with plenty of other exciting things.

^_^
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
I think a minimum amount of viewing time of the Discovery channel should be required watching for all kids. Obvioulsy, we have adults out there that don't know what is and is not normal behavior for mammals.

The act is even Darwinian. What purpose(s) does this serve? I can think of at least a few.

LMS, please go back to school and pay attention this time.

Azanon
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
Date hotter women (i.e. those not so fat as to have 'Gunts') .
What is a Gunt? Dare I ask, perhaps I do not want to know. :)
 

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Johnny Soporno said:
So you're comfy with feltching her, or having her give you a 'Hot Karl' or 'Cleavland Steamer' or licking her a$$hole, but you won't lick her knish?

Your loss, my man.
And the guy who has the reading comprehension level of an 11 year old say's I'm the elementary kid. Haha, bring on some more humor, yeah?, I'm enjoying your company here...where did I say I'm comfy with licking a woman's a$$hole? If I wouldn't eat a woman's snatch, why would I lick her a$$hole? Maybe you will partner, but I'll steer clear of that direction.
 

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edger said:
And the guy who has the reading comprehension level of an 11 year old say's I'm the elementary kid. Haha, bring on some more humor, yeah?, I'm enjoying your company here...where did I say I'm comfy with licking a woman's a$$hole? If I wouldn't eat a woman's snatch, why would I lick her a$$hole? Maybe you will partner, but I'll steer clear of that direction.
You did say everything. Don't jump down his throat because you didn't use the best wording. :trouble:
 

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Master Bates said:
Why isn't Last Man Standing banned for being a f*cking retard yet?
He is sort of a forum mascot at this point. Some people have cows, others have jackasses, we have LMS.
 

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i'm not familiar with the term "gunt".


eating ***** is great if its a nice *****. don't think its something that you have to do. if the ***** looks delicious then help yourself to a piece of hair pie.
 

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Johnny Soporno said:
That's cute! You call your the other kids in your homeroom class 'co-workers!' ;)
LMAO! This gets my vote for best quote of the year. Hehehe,..


Mr.Positive said:
What is a Gunt? Dare I ask, perhaps I do not want to know. :)
Half gut, half cvnt, ergo, Gunt. Also known as a Fupa,...Google Gunt it's a riot,..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gunt
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fupa

How is it I'm educating the younger guys with this? You should be telling me this sh!t,..
 

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Hell, I eat every goddamned thing. The pvssy, the butt, the thigh, even the fvcking ankle (though toes and the soles are out).

If I have expectations of phenomenal oral skills I better have the same goal.
 

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Ace of Flames said:
Don't jump down his throat
Is this some kinda joke, or are you blind? Go re-read his first sentence, and you'll see why I responded how I did.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I like eating snatch after she gets out of my hot tub. if a guys not so into it that is definitely a way to enjoy it a little more, its also got to be a shaved snatch. this is a must, must requirement. anytime I'm banging a chick over two months shes always wanting me to "munch box", if some broad wanted me to munch without shaving I would insist before moving forward. back in the early 90s I was banging this chick and she wanted me munch snatch, I insisted she shave her ******, she did, (they always do), well sometime after that we broke up and I didn't see her for 10 years, then we hooked back up for some "drill practice", I noticed her ****** was shaved and she told me its been waxed since we were together years before, you are actually doing them a favor by mentioning it.
 

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wtf is a snatch?
 

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ok i just looked it up on urban dictionary.... smelly/filthy pvssy....
 

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edger said:
Is this some kinda joke, or are you blind? Go re-read his first sentence, and you'll see why I responded how I did.
So, you over-reacted? I see that just fine. Don't be so defensive when someone is just playing around. You'd be pissed all the time if you and I hung out.
 
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