who eats snatch?

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I'm just curious about how many men eat snatch?......some men love it and what it brings to the table, some men refuse to, thinking its too submissive for a man to eat snatch, some men thinks its gross. I definitely prefer shaved snatch as oppossed to a hairy snatch, I think a hairy snatch has the tendency to taste like urine. how do you guys feel about this?...how long are you with a girl before you start eating snatch?....I've never went home with a girl I've met that night and ate her snatch, nor do I think this practice would be safe. I think its more risky eating snatch then it is for women sucking hog. what's your opinion on all this?......lets all sound off on this.. i'll take your answer online, thank you
 
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every guy licks carpet - and if he doesn't he'd find he got laid a lot more by his woman if he did.

as for whether its enjoyable. i'm really finicky on that front. when i've bonded with a woman and am concerned with her happiness and want to make her happy i'm more than happy to endulge.

but i would never lick carpet of some chic i didnt know or just picked up. actually thats the primary reason i don't do ONS.

another thing is that the thought of licking carpet on a fat or chubby woman is not appealing. if they are slim and fit though its not a problem.

oh, and if it smells or tastes funny down there, i would stop immediately. its her job to make sure she's got her snatch well taken care of if she wants me to service her.
 

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I have never eaten snatch. I have not received any complaints up to this year, after i lost a fortune. LOL.
 
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skirtChaser said:
I'm just curious about how many men eat snatch?......some men love it and what it brings to the table, some men refuse to, thinking its too submissive for a man to eat snatch, some men thinks its gross. I definitely prefer shaved snatch as oppossed to a hairy snatch, I think a hairy snatch has the tendency to taste like urine. how do you guys feel about this?...how long are you with a girl before you start eating snatch?....I've never went home with a girl I've met that night and ate her snatch, nor do I think this practice would be safe. I think its more risky eating snatch then it is for women sucking hog. what's your opinion on all this?......lets all sound off on this.. i'll take your answer online, thank you
Hah, it's funny you mention this, cause this was the exact topic of discussion at work yesterday with a co-worker of mine.

Me personally, I think it's disgusting. Why? Because:

1. that's where a chick urinates from.

2. the vagina(2nd to the a$$hole) is one of the dirtiest parts of the body.

3. cvm is a bodily fluid, yuck(yeah you're probably saying "well so is saliva"..but saliva is a different TYPE of bodily fluid from a different part of the body).

4. I LOVE women, but I think vaginas are ugly.

NO THANKS. I'll do everything for a chick in bed, but that.
 

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guru1000 said:
I have never eaten snatch. I have not recieved any complaints up to this year, after i lost a fortune. LOL.
Me either, and I'm proud of that. However I did lick my ex-girlfriends for a sec. with the tip of my tongue out of curiosity just to see what it tasted like. I remember it tasting sour/bitter.
 

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ahhhhh now im beginning to understand why chics seem to be overly pleased after sleeping with me ;)

my sincere thanks to all the men in the world who don't eat snatch :)

btw, the whole thing about eating snatch making you submissive - maybe its just me but i see the exact opposite.

if you really want to CONTROL a woman's body, eat her out. you will be in 100% control.
 

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joekerr31 said:
ahhhhh now im beginning to understand why chics seem to be overly pleased after sleeping with me ;)

my sincere thanks to all the men in the world who don't eat snatch :)

btw, the whole thing about eating snatch making you submissive - maybe its just me but i see the exact opposite.

if you really want to CONTROL a woman's body, eat her out. you will be in 100% control.

I agree about the control part. There's nothing like seeing a girl's face when you give and take when it comes to oral. Teasing (if you're good at oral) just drives a woman crazy.

Me and my Ex had a wonderful system going for a while. Whenever she wanted oral she'd shave EVRYTHING (not that she didn't already..but when she wanted oral she'd make it blatantly obvious) and shower. I have never eaten vagina from a girl who didn't shower.

She tasted wonderful. She tasted sweet.

Aaand of course it's a sexual symbiotic relationship. I want my nuts licked, she wants her hoo haa kissed. What's the problem?
 
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Mctwist4 said:
I like to be the one calling the shots, and I can't be commanding if my mouth is full of puss'y.
You are a fool - you are a pvssy slave - and you are being controlled by a hor!!

The hor controls YOU when you lick their stank-hole!!! Wake up!
 

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Ahh Doctor P. Some things we just can't agree on.

I can't stop. It's just too good.
 

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joekerr31 said:
ahhhhh now im beginning to understand why chics seem to be overly pleased after sleeping with me ;)

my sincere thanks to all the men in the world who don't eat snatch :)
I'll drink to that!

I don't care HOW good you think you are in bed.....if you don't go down on the clam you will NEVER get the bonus points (hence, more sex).

Really.......direct cl!toral stimulation is where it's at. If you know how to hit the g-spot as well that's the deadly combo. Get the cl!t nice and juicy with your tongue, slip a couple of fingers in and hit the "g", then stick Mr. Winky in and make her hit the ceiling.

Call me a pu$$y or whatever, but there is no greater pleasure than pleasing a woman. I'll bust my nut in the end. Till then I take great pleasure in finding numerous ways to make the experience memorable on her end :)
 
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ThunderMaverick said:
Ahh Doctor P. Some things we just can't agree on.

I can't stop. It's just too good.
This is your, and other men's downfall! The hor's pvssy is a vehicle of control - you should know this! Think!
 

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What a bunch of prudes :)

I love it. Not the going down in particular, just seeing the way they react. Do it right, it drives em nuts. Besides, I like *******s. If I go down, they go down more.

I would not stick my **** in a chick that was dirty. If her ***** is to dirty for my tounge, then its too dirty for **** too Im afraid
 
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Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
bull****.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
You are a fool - you are a pvssy slave - and you are being controlled by a hor!!

The hor controls YOU when you lick their stank-hole!!! Wake up!
Hum, I don’t feel very submissive when I got her all tied up and I make her beg for it….
 

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Oh yeah, love it!!! Gotta be shaved though, or at least very neatly trimmed and also clean. I once went down on a girl who's pubic hair resembled the amazon rainforsest, suffice to say I didn't last long down there. I love to do it before sex, get them really worked up, maybe stick a couple of fingers in and hit the g-spot like a previous poster said. Drives them crazy.
 

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edger said:
Hah, it's funny you mention this, cause this was the exact topic of discussion at work yesterday with a co-worker of mine.
That's cute! You call your the other kids in your homeroom class 'co-workers!' ;)

edger said:
Me personally, I think it's disgusting. Why? Because:

1. that's where a chick urinates from.
Fortunately, when chicks pee, they generally mop-up all the urine with toilet-paper. Now, it's true that urine is, by definition, sterile; but it can smell a little nasty; that's why pragmatic men always use toilet-paper to get the last bits of urine off their penis before putting it back into their pants. That way, it remains fresh-smelling, since it hasn't been sitting in those last few drops of piss trapped in your undies all day. This simply technique ENORMOUSLY enhances the likelihood a girl will gladly suck your **** while you're driving, or some random place in public, or preemptively, as part of foreplay.

edger said:
2. the vagina(2nd to the a$$hole) is one of the dirtiest parts of the body.
Not in a healthy woman it's not. It's WAY cleaner than the mouth, in any case.

edger said:
3. cvm is a bodily fluid, yuck(yeah you're probably saying "well so is saliva"..but saliva is a different TYPE of bodily fluid from a different part of the body).
Vaginas self-clean in healthy women, as opposed to mouths which need to be rinsed, have their teeth brushed/scraped/flossed, etc)

edger said:
4. I LOVE women, but I think vaginas are ugly.
Taste is a matter of taste. ;) (and sometimes a matter of FLAVOR <= (NSFW!)

edger said:
NO THANKS. I'll do everything for a chick in bed, but that.
That's unusual? So you're comfy with feltching her, or having her give you a 'Hot Karl' or 'Cleavland Steamer' or licking her a$$hole, but you won't lick her knish?

Your loss, my man.

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I will only eat GF snatch. All my Gfs get tested for STDs.. this after a friend of mine caught herpes from going down on a nasty hoe.

Last Man Standing said:
Licking a girl's stank hole is a submissive act, which is against a man's aggressive nature and thus, an abomination! This is the weak man's desperate last attempt to pleasure her and not himself!!!
Okay, then what is your take on a good old fashioned 69?

You are both getting pleasure and no one is being a stank-hole slave, as you so colorfully put it.
 

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fuzzx said:
hey listen guys... don't mean to hijack the thread but I was having alot of trouble finding the Gspot last time... I mean... I don't think I've ever found it. I've read all the crap on the internet and looked for the ridges...once I searched for 2 hours to no avail... am I missing something here?
Next time you get the chance try this.

Chick is laying on her back. You are on your knees for leverage. Stick your c0ck in her mouth and let her go at it (this is optional but recommended, depending on the situation hehe). start to finger her, get her wet and widen it up a bit by pulling up. Get a second finger in there and lift up and pull out a little bit. Lift up almost to the point where you could lift her off the bed if she's a small girl. Keep doing this. You should feel the bumps/ridges at about the first joint of your fingers.

Do it right and I guaranfreakintee she'll have one of the best sexual experiences of her life.
 

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I love eatin peaches
 

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