edger said:
Hah, it's funny you mention this, cause this was the exact topic of discussion at work yesterday with a co-worker of mine.
That's cute! You call your the other kids in your homeroom class 'co-workers!'
edger said:
Me personally, I think it's disgusting. Why? Because:
1. that's where a chick urinates from.
Fortunately, when chicks pee, they generally mop-up all the urine with toilet-paper. Now, it's true that urine is, by definition, sterile; but it can smell a little nasty; that's why pragmatic men always use toilet-paper to get the last bits of urine off their penis before putting it back into their pants. That way, it remains fresh-smelling, since it hasn't been sitting in those last few drops of piss trapped in your undies all day. This simply technique ENORMOUSLY enhances the likelihood a girl will gladly suck your **** while you're driving, or some random place in public, or preemptively, as part of foreplay.
edger said:
2. the vagina(2nd to the a$$hole) is one of the dirtiest parts of the body.
Not in a healthy woman it's not. It's WAY cleaner than the mouth, in any case.
edger said:
3. cvm is a bodily fluid, yuck(yeah you're probably saying "well so is saliva"..but saliva is a different TYPE of bodily fluid from a different part of the body).
Vaginas self-clean in healthy women, as opposed to mouths which need to be rinsed, have their teeth brushed/scraped/flossed, etc)
edger said:
4. I LOVE women, but I think vaginas are ugly.
Taste is a matter of taste.
(and sometimes a matter of
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edger said:
NO THANKS. I'll do everything for a chick in bed, but that.
That's unusual? So you're comfy with feltching her, or having her give you a 'Hot Karl' or 'Cleavland Steamer' or licking her a$$hole, but you won't lick her knish?
Your loss, my man.
Johnny Soporno
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