Just saw on TV a "protest" of celebrities against the media. Basically, a Young singer was photographed changing, and the pictures were shoved into public eyes via a magazine.
And all the while, I was thinking "What's all the fuss about?"
Don't get me wrong, I obviously feel sorry for the singer, and can't help but think the magazine is immoral and evil. But really, if I dig deeper, I begin to think:
Which IDIOT decided nudity is "bad?"
Why should children under the age of 18 not be allowed to see naked people?
And why make it ILLEGAL for us to walk around naked (indecent exposure)?
Is it not natural for us to be in the Nude? Nature/God certainly did not intend for us to cover ourselves up (unless for climatic reasons). No other animal (apart from those sea-shell crab things) wear "clothes." And even the shell crabs "dress up" not due to embarassment from other crabs, but for protection and shelter.
So how did all this "Nudity is bad" crap come to be? I have no idea, but here are a few of my wildcard guesses:
1. Men. Or, more specifically, erections. I suppose ancient people got tired of having pleasant conversations being interrupted by a throbbing hard-on. Thus, loin cloths were invented to conceal this inconvenience. But really, is it that much of a distraction? Nowadays, obviously, it will be. Imagine being in middle of a business meeting, and as you get up to shake the other persons hand, a third arm extends itself. Not exactly pleasant. But heres the thing- erections don't actually "mean" anything apart from more blood flow to the penis. Women assume that a man is turned on when he has an erection- not so. We can be looking at chemistry equations and still have an erection (and we're certainly am not turned on by it). So then, if they don't mean anything, whats the problem??? Erections would be treated like any other physical act, like coughing or burping.
2. Men with small d*cks need to conceal something. Nuff' said.
3. Very fat/skinny people need to conceal something.
4. If we were all naked, sexual intercourse would probably increase. And people like the church don't like this. Why would it increase? Well...the body parts are just "there." No need to take off anything, and it would just be darn easier.
So now, thanks to all this nakeness stuff, we don't even know whats natural anymore. Is it even Natural for men to like breasts as much as they do nowadays? Or is it just a fad "we like what we can't get" thing like the Ankles of Victorian Women. I have no clue. And that reminds me...
WHY THE HECK ARE BREASTS CONSIDERED SEXUAL?
They have no role in sexual intercourse- their main purpose is lactation. So why are they covered up and concealed like a mound of gold. Obviously, NOW, it is too late to change this. If tommorow, it was law that women go topless, all the men on earth would just drown the earth in Drool. But I believe this is only because over the past half century, we have covered up the female breasts like some kind of "Natures secret." Basically, its a case of wanting what we didn't get.
But after...a few years of introducing the topless law, the earth would start spinning again, and the world would go on. The initial excitement dries up, and the breasts are seen in their proper light- as a body part, just like the nose or the lips.
Thats what I think anyways.
And all the while, I was thinking "What's all the fuss about?"
Don't get me wrong, I obviously feel sorry for the singer, and can't help but think the magazine is immoral and evil. But really, if I dig deeper, I begin to think:
Which IDIOT decided nudity is "bad?"
Why should children under the age of 18 not be allowed to see naked people?
And why make it ILLEGAL for us to walk around naked (indecent exposure)?
Is it not natural for us to be in the Nude? Nature/God certainly did not intend for us to cover ourselves up (unless for climatic reasons). No other animal (apart from those sea-shell crab things) wear "clothes." And even the shell crabs "dress up" not due to embarassment from other crabs, but for protection and shelter.
So how did all this "Nudity is bad" crap come to be? I have no idea, but here are a few of my wildcard guesses:
1. Men. Or, more specifically, erections. I suppose ancient people got tired of having pleasant conversations being interrupted by a throbbing hard-on. Thus, loin cloths were invented to conceal this inconvenience. But really, is it that much of a distraction? Nowadays, obviously, it will be. Imagine being in middle of a business meeting, and as you get up to shake the other persons hand, a third arm extends itself. Not exactly pleasant. But heres the thing- erections don't actually "mean" anything apart from more blood flow to the penis. Women assume that a man is turned on when he has an erection- not so. We can be looking at chemistry equations and still have an erection (and we're certainly am not turned on by it). So then, if they don't mean anything, whats the problem??? Erections would be treated like any other physical act, like coughing or burping.
2. Men with small d*cks need to conceal something. Nuff' said.
3. Very fat/skinny people need to conceal something.
4. If we were all naked, sexual intercourse would probably increase. And people like the church don't like this. Why would it increase? Well...the body parts are just "there." No need to take off anything, and it would just be darn easier.
So now, thanks to all this nakeness stuff, we don't even know whats natural anymore. Is it even Natural for men to like breasts as much as they do nowadays? Or is it just a fad "we like what we can't get" thing like the Ankles of Victorian Women. I have no clue. And that reminds me...
WHY THE HECK ARE BREASTS CONSIDERED SEXUAL?
They have no role in sexual intercourse- their main purpose is lactation. So why are they covered up and concealed like a mound of gold. Obviously, NOW, it is too late to change this. If tommorow, it was law that women go topless, all the men on earth would just drown the earth in Drool. But I believe this is only because over the past half century, we have covered up the female breasts like some kind of "Natures secret." Basically, its a case of wanting what we didn't get.
But after...a few years of introducing the topless law, the earth would start spinning again, and the world would go on. The initial excitement dries up, and the breasts are seen in their proper light- as a body part, just like the nose or the lips.
Thats what I think anyways.
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