White Trash cop episode with engaged woman in my front yard lol

[Lincoln]

Long long story, but basically this girl I had a fling with a few months ago that I gamed back neglected to mention to me that she is engaged now. Well she stayed over for a couple of nights and decided the best thing to do was to wake me up at midnight and tell me that her and her husband to be were on the outs and blah blah...and what should she do...she has feelings for me blah blah...well fook that. I'm a dog but that crosses the line, so I kicked her ass out of my bed and told her to go home. Thats just bad karma taking another mans woman, and plus she was talking relationship crap with me and to be honest I'm just having fun right now.


Fast forward to 2am...someone is beating my door down so I look outside and it is her car. I open the door and this guy starts talking all kinds of mad **** about how he was going to **** me up. He wasn't going to do anything, he was just trying to act macho while she sat in the car.


I was kind of laughing about the whole thing until he spit on me.


I ****ed this guy up something awful, I know I broke his nose no way I couldn't have. He only hooked up twice on me my cheek is tagged...and my eye is jacked up but good lord my hands are horrible.
(Got bit twice to)

I need to get a brace for my middle finger, jammed up bad. I don't know if I was catching his teeth or what, but my hands look like they went through a meat grinder.


The funniest part was the girl never did anything until he was totally out of it. I didn't knock him out or anything, but he curled up and quit trying to fight back.


She called me an *******, "why did you do that?"

Stupid broads, what did she think was going to happen?

I'm 6'8" 240, legit...I bet I had 75lbs and a foot on the guy...

http://img219.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fightpn7.jpg

 

[Bible_Belt]

Notice the women didn't help him fight...even though he thought he was fighting for her.

My friends who have been in jail have told me that when you are suspected of fighting, the first thing the guards demand to see is your hands. I have seen a lot of mma fighters break their hands, even with 5-oz gloves. Bare-knuckle fighting will really fvck up your hands. fwiw, elbows, knees, and shins don't hurt the guy throwing them as much.

Glad it came out ok. You need a witness next time. Otherwise, she could lie and say that you attacked him unprovoked.

 

[Bluesteak]

Spitting on someone is Assault & Battery so it would probably be a clusterfvck if the 5-0 were involved.

 

[Furyguy]

Nicely done.

 

[j0n024]

Ya but when he went to his place and started trash talking that is considered Verbal Assault and still pretty bad, but the best thing you could have done was not throw straight punches...thats only for boxing.

 

[horaholic]

Gotta wonder what story this broad was giving to her "man," before giving him lincolns address. How come the chick never has to go to jail for this shyt? If judges would start handing 'conspiracy to commit violence' to hors who start shyt like this, they might start staying in line a little more. I am the LAST one who thinks we need more laws, but there should be a law against chick-started violent drama, where both men are the victims.

 

[horaholic]

BTW, Jon024, is verbal assault really a law in Tx?

 

[Dannyrt34]

Gotta wonder what story this broad was giving to her "man," before giving him lincolns address. How come the chick never has to go to jail for this shyt? If judges would start handing 'conspiracy to commit violence' to hors who start shyt like this, they might start staying in line a little more. I am the LAST one who thinks we need more laws, but there should be a law against chick-started violent drama, where both men are the victims.

One thing that always disgusts me is when I hear stories like this.

A guy and a girl get married
The girl cheats on the guy
The guy wants a divorce
She still gets half of all HIS SHlT

They need to make if a fvcking law that if someone commits a wrongdoing in a relationship that causes the other person to understandably want a divorce. The wrong-doer shouldn't be entitled to SHlT! This enfuriates me.