White Knight? Dumbass? FR!

[5string]

Get this guys and I'm not lying.

I go out to lunch at my favorite Mexican place. I'm at the bar and this 30 yr old chick I know sits down next to me. She is really attractive and when I saw her and talked to her before, she was wearing scrubs. Turns out she's a dental assistant. This time, she's wearing little Daisy Duke shorts, heels and a revealing top. Blue eyed brunette. Stunning actually.

Her:I'm getting married next month
Me:Good luck. I hope he's a good guy
Her:He is
Me:What's he do?
Her:He's a mechanic at Jiffy Lube
Me:Oh
Her:You know, I'd really like to get down with a ONS with no holds barred before I tie the knot.
Me:Tongue tied. Just said I can't go there.
Her:Your loss
Me:I'm sure it would be

Now I'm back to work. Don't think for a minute I didn't think about it. Heck, I'm over 50 and this little petite 30 yr old says this sh!t to me. OK, I'm flattered but you know what? Now I'm feeling a little anxious if you know what I mean.

Mrs.5string is in for a long night when I get home.

I'm a good dog. So if Mrs.5string pets me on a regular basis (which she does), I'll stay under the porch.

 

[The Duke]

I just shake my head at some of the things women do, yet they are always the ones to try and paint the man as the bad one.

 

[5string]

I just shake my head at some of the things women do, yet they are always the ones to try and paint the man as the bad one.

Funny when I think about it, I bet her hubby to be is a beta chump and this will end in divorce. Heck, if she's willing to bang just for the fun of it a few weeks before she get's married, well, that doesn't say much for her character huh?

 

[speed dawg]

Get this guys and I'm not lying.

I go out to lunch at my favorite Mexican place. I'm at the bar and this 30 yr old chick I know sits down next to me. She is really attractive and when I saw her and talked to her before, she was wearing scrubs. Turns out she's a dental assistant. This time, she's wearing little Daisy Duke shorts, heels and a revealing top. Blue eyed brunette. Stunning actually.

Her:I'm getting married next month
Me:Good luck. I hope he's a good guy
Her:He is
Me:What's he do?
Her:He's a mechanic at Jiffy Lube
Me:Oh
Her:You know, I'd really like to get down with a ONS with no holds barred before I tie the knot.
Me:Tongue tied. Just said I can't go there.
Her:Your loss
Me:I'm sure it would be

Now I'm back to work. Don't think for a minute I didn't think about it. Heck, I'm over 50 and this little petite 30 yr old says this sh!t to me. OK, I'm flattered but you know what? Now I'm feeling a little anxious if you know what I mean.

Mrs.5string is in for a long night when I get home.

I'm a good dog. So if Mrs.5string pets me on a regular basis (which she does), I'll stay under the porch.

Were you in a familiar place where people know you and your wife? If not, it would have been hard for me to turn that down, assuming it would completely go away. Of course, Karma is a b*tch, so there's that. But they don't come that easy too often.

 

[5string]

Were you in a familiar place where people know you and your wife? If not, it would have been hard for me to turn that down, assuming it would completely go away. Of course, Karma is a b*tch, so there's that. But they don't come that easy too often.

We both go to this place. Mrs.5string doesn't know this woman. If she did, she's be jealous bigtime.

Nothing like a little competition anxiety to ramp things up.

 

[speed dawg]

I'd covertly let her know about it, just for that reason.

And yeah, be glad you didn't do it. No way to keep it quiet when you're a household name.

 

[zekko]

Ha, knowing your fetish with heels, I bet that was hard to turn down.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Next time get us a pic!

 

[Aristippus]

5string,

You did the right thing. If you're a reasonably attractive guy or even if you're simply a normal guy who is easy to talk to then being married won't change the fact that women will still find you attractive. What can be a bit surprising is that a lot of women simply don't respect the fact that a man is married and if she can find a way to steal you away from your wife, she will.

The surprising thing is how blatant some women can be about it. Think about it. She's engaged to get married. She KNOWS you're married. It didn't matter. I can remember being out with my wife one night and we were dancing and holding each other and kissing all night. Whenever people see us in public, they always know we're together because of the way we are when we're together. We're both very affectionate. There's never a question in anyone's mind.

I remember 3 women that tried to make a move on me that night, WHILE my wife was right there with me. And I bet that you have been hit on before on numerous occasions where women knew you were married. Women aren't quite the innocent creatures they like to pretend they are. NO, I'm not saying ALL women will try to steal a man away from his wife. There are a lot that won't. There are also a large number of women that would if they could.

 

[Married Buried]

So, a woman who is about to get married, is going to bang other guys behind her fiancees back, just to get one last joy ride in?

And then after she is married, she is suddenly going to be an obedient good wife and never cheat?

**** that b!tch. This is why I cut off American women. Can't stand them.

I would not have taken part, I would have told her exactly what she is ....a dirty lowlife wh0re. I also would try to find out who the fiancee is, and tell him what happened.

Here is what I would have said. Keep in mind, I don't give a **** what people think about me.

Her: let's get busy

Me: Didn't you say you are engaged? WTF?

Her: uhh uhhh

Me: You are a dirty lowlife wh0re, and thats why I stopped dating American women and married a Latina. Have a nice day b!tch.

Then I leave. I have a loud voice too, so I'm sure the whole bar would hear it.

 

[5string]

Next time get us a pic!

I will just to show you guys I'm not full of it.

 

[bluenorther]

It's a trap-- the old "Honey Trap", but she has no intention of going through with it for YOU.

 

[GS750]

I think I'm going to follow a married buddies advice and buy a wedding ring to wear out and about. He said he gets hit on from time to time because he's a married guy. But he has no intention of cheating even though it'd be easy for him.

 

[CostaDeSol]

I think I'm going to follow a married buddies advice and buy a wedding ring to wear out and about.

hahaha.

 

[KarmaSutra]

Of course, Karma is a b*tch, so there's that.

I'm more the B!tches Bastard than anything else.

Brother 5String, occasional jealousy will do more to rev up a woman's attraction to her man than a diamond encrusted c0ck.

 

[speed dawg]

I'm more the B!tches Bastard than anything else.

Brother 5String, occasional jealousy will do more to rev up a woman's attraction to her man than a diamond encrusted c0ck.

^^ Where did this guy come from?? Been awhile old friend....

 

[Darth]

Me: You are a dirty lowlife wh0re, and thats why I stopped dating American women and married a Latina. Have a nice day b!tch.

Indeed. I plan on marrying a Latina too. They aren't infected with feminism, come from strong families, and they know how to treat a man right.

 

[LiveFreeX]

Goddamn man, what is it with chicks wanting to fvck married guys. I get a never ending stream of requests and actually sexual harassment from colleagues and my boss (all women)... its like they know I'm married but they want it anyway. Something about being married drives women insane. I am proud of you 5string, I would have done the same thing. Infact I would have done what Malice did except add:

Me: You are a dirty lowlife wh0re, and that's why I stopped dating Canadian women and married an ASIAN. Have a nice day!

 

[5string]

Ha, knowing your fetish with heels, I bet that was hard to turn down.

Yep. I'm busted. :crackup:

Thing is, as Forrest Gump said, "women are like a box of chocolates. Never know what yer gonna get".

Bet a months pay that this ends in divorce.

I think nerds and scientists should study hamsters much more closely.

 

[Epimanes]

Good on you 5string! You def did the right thing. That womans mind set will def get her in trouble in the future. 7 year itch? Heck I think in todays society that itch is cut in 1/2 now. I am forever thankful I got my amazing woman who's not a serial cheater (but god knows we are all wired for it under certain circumstances) and knows how to be the wife I need and an amazing mom to our children.

I been getting hit on a ton myself lately since I been putting on muscle.. My wifes perking up even more because of it. Good thing I can keep up to her haha. Now if only my kids would hurry up and grow up so I can get my house back to myself and my wife again.

Anyways. Good job 5string situations like that are good for the ego that's for sure and even better on you for turning her down man. She is probably thinking there is something wrong with her now haha.