Which sexual situation would you rather be in?

Which situation would you rather be in?


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Pick one that you would like the best. The situation is to happen one time only.
 

Dogfish

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tell me you have that choice :)
 

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Jessica Alba, and I'd record it too, just so I could brag about it
 

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Slevin

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Alba for sure
 

Krak

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Well I don't have a oneitis anymore, I'll have to go with alba.
 

S1NN3R

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Option 4, but if I'm giving up the Alba for them, they have to be twins, not just sisters if they're only 7.5. If they were higher, say 8.5+, tehn they could get away with not being twins.

Put Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale on the list and the choice changes though.
 

DarkLight

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Damn!

I can't believe the results.
This many mofos would choose their ONEitis over Jessica Alba!?

Come on!
 

Socialreject

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DarkLight said:
Damn!

I can't believe the results.
This many mofos would choose their ONEitis over Jessica Alba!?

Come on!

There you have proof that oneitis makes no sense whatsoever ;-)

I picked the sisters, but i might be biased because i almost pulled this off irl, but instead my friend ran off with one of them and is currently in the process of developing oneitis over her so she's off limits now.... ugh, dumbass!
 

Peace and Quiet

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

Holland

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At first I thought oneitis, but then I checked out some pics of miss Alba. Then I changed my mind rather quickly.
 

d9930380

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Yea man, I hear you. I used to watch that crap show Dark Angel just because she was in it.

A girl like her should HAVE to do porn. It should be the law.
 

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I have a list of things to do, a sister and her mom are on there still. The one-itis was crossed off, as was the sisters. Jessica Alba was never on there.
 
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I think this poll has the record for number of votes:p In ONE day:D

I chose the sexual situation that I have already experienced... is that wrong?

No, I didn't choose my oneitis, I would have had to choose that twice.
 

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I would have to pick my One-itis. Just so I could Fvck her, get over her, then head to Jessica Alba's house. :rockon:
 

T Money

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Jessica Alba is a slut, she's probably been with 30+guys.

My one-itis has only been with 3, I like that better.

Plus she a hottie too!!
 

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I've only had 2 one-itis's before I got a clue (thank you sosuave). Past that since i've been self improving I have found myself regretting missed opportunities.
 
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