whers the craziest place you have had sex

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It was about 9:30 in the morning, and I had to pick my gf up in south lake tahoe. we stopped to go for a little hike, and walked down the side of the mountain and found a beach, and the only one around was walking back up. We skinny dipped for a minute (Lake Tahoe is REALLY FVCKING COLD btw. Its a constant 53 degrees year round) then we layed on the beach, and started fvcking. When we were done, she got in the water to wash off my jyz, then we just layed naked in the sun. Then a couple fags on jet ski's started trying to show off for us or something. My hot gf was laying there naked after all. They were trying to do tricks and stuff right by us. We just laughed and pointed and were yelling "You're cool buddy! We just got LAID!"

Also, this isnt very crazy or anything, but she knew of these hot springs, and there was a secret pool over the hill that only held two people, and had the most amazing view. We used to go there and stay till three or four in the morning, fvcking our brains out. I cant describe how amazing it was.

EDIT I was incorrect about the water temp if anyone cares. It was probably about 60 when I went in that day.

The water temperature near the surface generally cools to 40 to 50oF (4.5 to 10oC) during February and March and warms to 65 to 70oF (18 to 21oC) during August and September. Below a depth of 600 to 700 ft (183 to 213 m), the water temperature remains a constant 39oF (4.0oC).
 
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Chuck E. Cheese?
 

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Up her a$$.


Cheers!
 

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Right in front of the front door of the Philadelphia Art Museum... behind one of the columns. :D
 

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Oh hell,

Here's two:

-Bathroom/shower room at a hotel swimming pool

-DIFFERENT hotel - the laundry room
 

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The first real girlfriend I had - we had sex on her parents waterbed one day after school. Later in the day her mother found a torn condom wrapper when making the bed and went postal on the dad (the lawyer). After speaking they quickly came to the realization that it was us. The mother then went postal on my ex, but the dad approached her saying he was glad her first time was special (yea.. first time, right...that was in the back of the mom's station wagon).

2 weeks later I think he mentioned it to me that he is glad our first time was special. :nervous: I think I had blocked that memory out only for it to resurface after rereading this thread.

I suppose it could have turned out much worse. I'm not exactly sure what I would do if I was the Pop. Would definitely wash the sheets for starters...
 

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I fingered a girl in the movie theaters when we went to see "Enough" she gave me head in a church parking lot later that night.

Other than that it has been fairly tame: under the stars, at my parents house (while they were there), dorm rooms, etc.
 

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On the side of the road, as I was taking of my clothes police car came and I lied saying it's not my car it's my sister's and if she finds out she's gonna kill me. They said we must leave immediately and I agreed. They made a mistake by leaving first.

We then had a 5 minutes quicky.... it was awesome
 

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grave yard, truck yard, alleys, drug houses, couple of school parking lots, parked on the side of the street, did it once in the park - in some bushes - middle of the day.......of the top of my head.
 

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- in the hillel Lounge of her university
- In the research library of one of the Smithsonian museums
- got head in the stairwell at school
- got head in a parking lot (not in a car)
- in her parents' bed while they were out of town
 

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darkstarrr said:
in the car while I was driving on the highway

me too. There is a stretch of I-24 going through Kentucky that affords a lot of privacy. ;)

also, my high school girlfriend and I used to fvck at school on a regular basis, but it did not seem that crazy, because we did it all the time. It was easy because I had a master key, and that was back before schools had cameras, which make things like that a lot harder these days.
 
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In the balcony of a church in downtown L.A. at about 4 in the afternoon. I was 18.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
me too. There is a stretch of I-24 going through Kentucky that affords a lot of privacy. ;)

also, my high school girlfriend and I used to fvck at school on a regular basis, but it did not seem that crazy, because we did it all the time. It was easy because I had a master key, and that was back before schools had cameras, which make things like that a lot harder these days.
Speaking of schools I got another one!

One time I had sex with my highschool GF in the women's room after school. It turned out to be tragically distrubing for me. A teacher came in to use the toilet and so my GF opened the stall door and left.

Can you imagine having blue balls while a teacher rips a fart and takes a dump as you are squatted up off the ground hiding on a toilet 2 stalls over?
 
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