Where to meet older, attractive women?

[MatureDJ]

You guys have it all wrong. You get the older chicks at nursing homes. Here are the reasons why:

1) There are lots of beds
2) They can't run fast so it's easy to catch em'
3) Plenty of free drugs
4) They're in little nighties most all the time (easy access)
5) They are bored because all they do is play bingo
6) Most wear dentures. Get it?

Good thing I just did my laundry, because after reading this, I had to change my underwear.

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[MatureDJ]

big words? why u mad?

do you realise how utterly fvcking ridiculous your comments are about not bothering to go for 21 year olds (at your "ripe old age of 28" no less) because you "have nothing in common with".

mate, i am not claiming to know fvck all about women, I have fvcked up in the past, been a jerk, been a total AFC, been just about everything, made every mistake - but even me - for FVCKSAKE - would not be dissing off 21 year olds as I "don't have anything in comon with them".

having not much in common with a prospective lay/gf/ltr is GOOD! Contrast is king.

you go find the ripe old leathery cougars bro - I'll go fvck a tight bodied 21 year old any day of the week, no matter what I got in common with her or not.

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Agreed. What I have in common with a 21 y.o. hardbody is that she knows that her vegina is hot sh!t, and so do I.

 

[Buddha_Mind]

Epsi and davewe, you guys give me hope for the future I'd like to be a connoisseur at age 40 I have to agree with those here mentioning young = good and old = good...it's all about that connection and enjoying amidst the spectrum...

Personally, I've enjoyed being with older women because I "learn" from them -- I know that's lame -- but it's true, their experience in some ways is a turn on for me...they force me to grow quickly...younger women are just damn sexy but can be very immature...I help them grow and they've "learned" from me...but yes they're all good

 

[englishman]

Big words from people behind a computer.

agreed

 

[backbreaker]

My dad is currently separated from his wife (shocker), and is dating a woman younger than me. He's... damn let me think...he will be 52 on october 10th

 

[davewe]

Epsi and davewe, you guys give me hope for the future I'd like to be a connoisseur at age 40 I have to agree with those here mentioning young = good and old = good...it's all about that connection and enjoying amidst the spectrum...

Personally, I've enjoyed being with older women because I "learn" from them -- I know that's lame -- but it's true, their experience in some ways is a turn on for me...they force me to grow quickly...younger women are just damn sexy but can be very immature...I help them grow and they've "learned" from me...but yes they're all good

In all fairness to the OP, by all means go after whomever you like. As a young man you should have no problems with many 30-somethings.

As you get older you will rediscover the joys of youth. No amount of experience can replace it. Their energy is palpable.

But again to each his own and I think it is unfair to psychoanalyze you.

Good luck!

 

[Zunder]

agreed

u mad?

awww - you and OP should fill out the "Butthurt Internet Complaint Form"

http://www.dodgeownerforums.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=13524.0;attach=9074

 

[englishman]

u mad?

awww - you and OP should fill out the "Butthurt Internet Complaint Form"

http://www.dodgeownerforums.com/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=13524.0;attach=9074

More big words from the wizard of oz

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear All,
At the risk of being laughed off this forum,the oldest Girl I ever shvagged was 73....She was also one of my best....my youngest plate in the last seven years was 34 she was the worst...Some generalisations can be made giving a correllation between age and Libido,generally the older you are the lower the drive....however there are exceptions....another generalisation is that Women who work out are better value...The Old Chinese Sheilah I talked about,works out four times a week,dances four times a week also...she takes 17 different pills in the morning alone....Her body is that of a thirty year old athlete in good nick....her face is not badly wrinkled,she never goes in the Sun...if you visit her say once a fortnight she is always lubricated,and tight...specialising in Chinese Medicine,accupuncture and Massage,she is the most tactile person I have met....her blow jobs leave you tingling all next day...the only negatives...no sense of humour,not what you could call real communication skills,hair is dry and thinning....Pity that a Man cannot not live on head alone LOL.

 

[Slickster]

Don't be an ageist.

If she's hot she's hot.

 

[Zunder]

More big words from the wizard of oz

Another ignoramus who thinks New Zealand is part of Australia.:nono:

 

[5string]

Good thing I just did my laundry, because after reading this, I had to change my underwear.

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Depends? :crackup: