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so rollo, if that were your house... would you be eating fried gator on a stick tonight?

mmmm fried gator on a stick!
 

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mmmm... fried gator ... mmm

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LOL


I'll wrestle that fvcker!!!


"Who's your daddy, beeyotch??!!"
 

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You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
 

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KontrollerX said:
You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
:crackup:
 

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Holy mother of God.

Honestly, I'd pass out if I saw that in my kitchen. While I love animals, reptiles such as alligators are NOT my favourites.

That woman is brave. I'd need to be sedated and all tied up. Ugh.
 

MikeYikes122

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I was born in that same hell hole. I only lived there for seven years, but that's enough to remember how horrible of a place Northern Florida is.

I'm not a proud Floridian.
 

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I wasn't scared at all when I saw that.

All I thought was "hmmmm. I could make a nice purse with matching pumps, and wallet for my Guy, out of that"

Luggage would be nice too...
 

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LovelyLady said:
All I thought was "hmmmm. I could make a nice purse with matching pumps, and wallet for my Guy, out of that"

Luggage would be nice too...
Not cool.
 

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KontrollerX said:
You wouldn't even have to wrestle the gator knowing you Interceptor.

You could just recite your great post "The Warrior's Scroll" to the gator and he would be too busy crying (somehow managing to produce human like tears despite being a reptile) from all the inner game wisdom he'd missed out on for so long during his gatory life. :p
Off-topic but have you ever heard the saying Crocodile tears Yes I am an uber nerd :cool:
 

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edger said:
Not cool.
I Know! It's terrible, isn't it? I work in fashion/garments so my mind goes to clothing right away. And the 1940's gator accessories were all the rage (my favorite clothing era).

What's a girl to do? At least vintage is recycled gator - so it's as politically correct as political incorrectness can get. Gotta' love moral relativism :D
 

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'DISH, my main man, you think that's bad? Look at the fvcking animals we have running amok here in town:

Animals let loose in Redneckheaven, FL.

Now who has it worse, some old broad with a gator in her fridge or me?
 

STR8UP

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Looks like you got some monkeys loose round your parts too, Karma-

http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2008/4/22/341971.html

BTW......as a 22 year Florida resident, I have to say that a plate of fried gator prepared to perfection is quite a treat. Not quite as god as Buffalo wings, but it's up there.
 

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Brother, literally, that reserve is 5 minutes away from us. We've been scouting for monkeys for 2 days!

Hopefully one or more will jump in the pool and come live with us!
 

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KarmaSutra said:
Brother, literally, that reserve is 5 minutes away from us. We've been scouting for monkeys for 2 days!

Hopefully one or more will jump in the pool and come live with us!
Hell, if that happens you better have a party. Always wanted to get drunk with a monkey :D
 

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