Where do you hide your money? Here's an idea for ya

[STR8UP]

I was on AOL earlier today. Sometimes I will click on one of the articles for the hell of it. One that caught my eye today was about unusual places AOL members hide their money. I'm assuming they got the ideas off an AOL message board. Got about halfway through the little slideshow and almost pissed myself when I read this one:

"I put my serious money under the mattress. My lazy 350-pound wife is usually in bed most of the day and night. A thief would give up trying to move that "beached whale" off the bed. So for me, I have a great hiding place." -- Scarano

:crackup:

 

[backbreaker]

i always keep some cash in the house.. it comes in handy for various reasons. I have a can of spinach in the counter that I usually keep a couple of hundred bucks in... no one would dare touch a spinach can.

also I keep some, usually about half and half, in the stuffing of my oldest dog's bed. I don't have to worry about anyone coming within 5 feet of it

 

[~attrACTION~]

That's a great idea, but unfortunately I don't have a 350-lb wife. I don't have a 350lb anything actually. Pretty funny though

 

[Falcon]

beached whale... lol

 

[jesusrules]

ROFL that was so funny. I neve really have a ton of money around me, its mostly in the bank. I either have no money or most of the time im lucky if I have 30 bucks in my wallet. so really I dont need a 350 pound wife.

 

[Docs]

lol...

 

[Dark Chivalry]

unfortunately I don't have a 350-lb wife.

That can easy be arranged on Match.com

Mine is inside one of the legs of my table.

 

[Mr.Positive]

:crackup:

Then again, the 350lb wife has a better chance of finding the money. The more money you save, the more lumps in the bed. Then you would have a 350lb wife with expensive cloths and a brand new SUV.

 

[Dark Chivalry]

Or maybe she uses it for a liposuction...