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Main advantage of being at a Korean Church inside of a bigger American Church..
1) After service everyone brings food and everyone sets up Buffet style. If you are an american male over the age of 32, you will be treated like a king. All the Korean women will be fighting over hospitality, do you need more rice? Water? Don't like that or need that? have it anyways. I call it hospitality Aggression... It's really something I have only seen in Korean women in group setting.
Not to mention the food will be the most authentic Korean food ever, not the americanised "Korean bbq" you get here in the states, It will have sesame seeds, chopped green onions and the super special red paste kochu jong. I still have fantasys about the buffets we used to have.
Don't forget to eat alot, eat loud, eat fast and eat everything... not a whole lot of table manners in Korea, just make sure you use chopsticks and a Korean lady will be impressed and give you a fork.
2) The Church outgoings and events... Picnics, games, food services, fundraisers all related to Korean American Church stuff... those events are full of them 80's looking kpop moms. You would be in heaven.
There is no mee too in Korea, I remember at one event I got drawn a random card to kiss a lady, and some other ladies had to write their names using their azz in the air. all in fun.
3) Don't game, the women will set you up. Their friends will make it happen and actually become super aggressive and will get mad if they are turned down.
The correct mindset to have while sitting in church for hours listening to someone you don't understand... you won't be alone so don't worry.
1) You are not there for God. You are there because you are sooo fascinated by the Korean culture that you are willing to sit for hours listening to the Korean pastor ramble all day long even if you have no fing clue what je is saying.
2) While you are there, mention how you noticed things taste better, look better, are more sophisticated, beautiful, more cultured in Korea compared to America. You should also insinuate that Japan sucks... compared to Korea.
3) Gotta make a new bullet point for this. Korea is better than Japan in every way and you need to make it clear you truly believe that. The one common goal amonst all South Koreans is to overcome Japan as the top dog of Asia.
4) Don't be afriad to look rich. They will talk about the way you look right in front of you in Korean, so make sure you look good and rich. Koreans are gold diggers like anyone else, but they at least cook and clean.... and take care of your finances ... for you.
5)Don't be afraid to be alone, you will be looked at like a piece of meat.
6) Say something remotely charming in Korean and watch ALL the ladies giggle all giddy. There are a few old school k drama pop songs that drive women crrazy, wish I could show you the lyrics, I still remember them because of the reaction I saw.
7) act like you have a hidden stash of money and you are thinking about saving this poor korean group form a crummy room at a big church.
tltr .... Korea is the best, act rich and Japan sucks.
