Where did I fail in here?

[ScottMustaine]

So I chatted this girl up on Facebook and this is how it went?

Me: You're from 'my city' ?

Her: I'm studying here.

Me: So you're living here or ? D

Her: Are you happy about it ?

Me: Maaaaaaaybe.

Her: Evil and interesting.

Me: No way. You're evil.

Her: Wait wait... What's your birthyear ( She's 1 year older than me)

Me: Enough to make your bones move grandma. Adult.(Sounds strange in english)

Her: Nice try.

Me: Hey, I'm not TRYING. I never try. I do. And now I did tell you the TRUTH.

Her: It says "see ya honest guy "

Me: That's nice. Now tell me about the price of tickets.

Her: I don't know, my female friend is getting them for free.

Me: Lucky bastard. Now don't tell me it's fan pit or else !



-goes offline -



Got my ass kicked. Battle is lost, but war ? Not yet !

Need your help.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Need more context, Scotty. What the fvck are you two chatting about?
Do you know her? How?

 

[flashpoint]

Need more context, Scotty. What the fvck are you two chatting about?

isnt that exactly the point?

 

[ArcBound]

So I chatted this girl up on Facebook and this is how it went?

Me: You're from 'my city' ?

Her: I'm studying here.

Me: So you're living here or ? D

Is there really a point to adding a smiley here? I'm usually against adding smileys and when I do its in a funny or cheeky matter.

Her: Are you happy about it ?

Me: Maaaaaaaybe.

I think the maybe was an OK touch. Still throwing out too many smileys IMO.

Her: Evil and interesting.

Me: No way. You're evil.

I would have agreed and amplified instead of accusing her to be evil. Maybe something like "Yes I'm a horrible horrible influence."

Her: Wait wait... What's your birthyear ( She's 1 year older than me)

Me: Enough to make your bones move grandma. Adult.(Sounds strange in english)

This sentence sounds weird as hell to me. Plus I don't think you should call the woman you are trying to seduce a grandma. Are you deliberately trying to neg her? Is there a reason to do so?

Her: Nice try.

Me: Hey, I'm not TRYING. I never try. I do. And now I did tell you the TRUTH.

Too defensive. I would have taken a more humorous route and said something like "What can I say, I tried "

Her: It says "see ya honest guy "

Me: That's nice. Now tell me about the price of tickets.

She already ejected you, there was no point in responding back.

Her: I don't know, my female friend is getting them for free.

Me: Lucky bastard. Now don't tell me it's fan pit or else !



-goes offline -



Got my ass kicked. Battle is lost, but war ? Not yet !

Need your help.

I may be wrong but I wouldn't waste time trying to salvage this.

 

[ScottMustaine]

I don't know her, most of my 'relationships' got formed via meeting through facebook. Or real social circles. Since I got somehow very popular and now got almost 2000 friends, it's quite easier to talk to girls, since they see a mutual friend, ask if you they know me, they say ' he's ok/cool ' and bingo.


She wrote on her wall " is anybody going on this concert"
and I said there " i am "

That gave me an opener for concert and to 'get to know her '


I learned so far that using smileys " " makes other person smile.


I noticed that I smile when somebody writes something smiley , you know, you almost engage like in real life convo. I tried not using them, and I get less responses, and one girl asked me if I am psychopath.

So no good not using smileys, they think you are some old grumpy grandpa.

-Most pedo guys on facebook don't use smileys, ONLY CAPS LOCK-


Don't really care, to be honest I'm not sure that message with ' enough to move your bones' got received, or only "adult"



P.S. I checked it, only 'adult enough' got received. Got internet problems.


P.S.2 What do you mean I'm up to ? She's older than me, she got her place free since she is a student in different city ? Seduce, bang her at her own place and voala ?

 

[ScottMustaine]

UPDATE

She came up to me lol

So here's how it goes


My yesterday message was " Dont tell me it's free fan pit "


Her(today): That I don't know, when it's free, it's dear even to a God. =))

Me: I'll sign that ! I remember when they bought me birthday ticket for Metallica, God I was so happy.

Her: I was behind the fan pit, the normal 'place' .

Me: If you weren't fighting like a Spartan to be in first place like I did, it doesn't count.

Her: My excuse is, I went with older guys, so I was protected like a polar bear.

Me: Nice try. Kidding. My left kidney hurt after the damn concert. And right leg. I was walking like raped zombie. But it was damn worth it.

Her: HAHHAH ! I was protected like a polar bear !

Me: Funny, eh ? Fine. It's not like you're gonna be on a period. Then you'll be in pain as well. God has solutions to everything !


HER: OMG, HAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ;ddd
DDD

Me: You don't look like a polar bear so they would protect you. Blind people, everywhere. :\


Her: Gtfo, I gotta study, you're dragging me down here.

Me: Well you started talking to me !

Wait wait.. .What are you studying ?

Her: History of religions.

Me: That's easy. You say that God created everything, and that everything written in that book was made by Satan to deceive Gods people.
And that's it.

Now gtfo and study. xD


Her: It's noooooooooot like thaaat. xD

I study cults, magic, skulls and that ****. xd


Me: I got into a business with a Satanist !

**** off you goat ! D:

I know you crazy witches, every single of you got a goat in a WC so you could sacrifice it to Devil when you need moar candy.

Freaks. D:

Her: awww
Bye xD


Me: Bye for 50th time. Like we know each other whole life, we should add that pathetic scene from Titanic to make this **** complete.


She went offline before the message was received.


I see this girl might be a nutjob, but it's damn fun. I'm not attracted to her, maybe 10%. She's decent looking, but her ***** shield is way up.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Major improvement in the first effort but I would have ended it after "now gtfo and study."
I always try to make her respond last. So even when she replied to your "gtfo" message, you go offline and leave her hanging.
That means she'll be thinking about you and if you'll respond, or if she did something wrong, or that she has to work harder to keep your attention.
You got drawn back in and lost hand as she ended the convo first.
But I liked your banter. You kept it light and confident.

Just don't be afraid to leave her hanging. If she questions you about not replying, just say you had to save the world or something. Do not apologise. You're a busy man with a lot going on. She's going to have to try harder to keep your attention.

 

[Kbomb]

I think your trying too hard. Tone it down a little, and only match her energy and enthusiasm. Otherwise your "trying".

 

[ScottMustaine]

Whatever it is, I don't care, she's too much of a hassle, she's not that hot, and she seems to expect me to orbit around her.

This is a practise session. Nothing serious. I got my last girlfriend the way like this, too much maintenance guys. If girls don't have interraction, yet wait for you to make all that **** go, forget it, or make it not serious.


Thanks for the tips.



I also had another convo with 2 years older girl. I started it into unusual way with spamming smileys

Me: :v

Her: >:O

Me: D:

Her:

Me.O

Her:

Me. So what's up

She had her answers short. Like

Me: what's up

Her: nothing, cleaned house, now i'm chillin' ( Notice there's no " what about you ?" )


Me: Hoho, somebody is hard working today, I respect that. B| ( wanna make it ****y and funny with smileys. I think using smileys to define what you wanted to say is really important. Without B|, it would have different meaning)


Her : haha yeah

Me: Stop right there ! Aren't you supposed to be in school young lady !?

Her: Nah, I finished it 2 years ago.

Me: what school?

Her: Tourism and serving ( the **** for restaurants), looking for job now

Me: What kind of job ?

Her : anything that pays good xd

Me: Huh, my 16 year old friend is working as a wine bartedner. Though I didn't ask her for sallary. You know... the rule you don't ask women about their weight, sallary..

Her : AND AGE ! XD

Me: Hey she asked me about my age !

Her: Hey I gotta go Cya !

Me: (this is testing, I don't usually don't do this)

Bye.


Let's see how much will that push her into saying hi back to me.


So far, she's boring as hell. And looking by her FB profile she seems not to be much on FB either, just to check messages.