When You see her and she makes you paralized

[FastMen]

Hi im new here
btw i tell a story happened to me days ago

i was at this fast food restaurant (a very small place) so i ordered
and i took a table for me the only available just next to the orders desk (the place was crowded) then this happens this girl enters (and with a guy ,but they werent a couple i can tell) she wears this low shorts with those sandals that make me crazy and she seems to have the best legs i have seen in years (live not on internet) also she had a pretty face and all the things i could ask for,she had a sweet vibe...not a*****y one... so then it happened they realized there wasnt a table available and she came to me and asks me "hey youre goin to use this table" i was immovilized as how you could expect to be when you have just imagined kissing all her body and never ever stopping.....i just talked fast "hey no problem im about to go" then it gets worse.... my test was there .the guy goes OUT to answer a cell phone and she SITS on the table as i look at her and imagine the envy of my friends and every men i know if i could ever took her out with me...i felt the need for the e mail....but DAMN i was burning inside...it was like a dream and the chance was there (of course she showed resistance as she was "supossedly talkin too on the cellphone"..but damn i COULDNT MOVE MY BODY I FELT PARALIZED...and yes the guy returned and they went out to return later for the order.....YES i felt like crap as i didnt used the theory of "one succes is worth 100 failures" BUT MEN what could i say just ..."hey girl i dont know you and youre the kind of girl i just dream about..and look on pictures can u give me your e mail so i can feel 350% better than now"

have you been on a similar situation??

what can you do??

 

[jeffthechef]

i have no idea if you're serious..but damn...read the dj bible..holy ****

and no..i have not been in a similar situation...here's a little post you may enjoy
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This is by dbot
SHUT THE F*CK UP... obey your d*ck
We've heard it a thousand times... "Men are constantly thinking with the wrong head."

WHAT A STEAMING PILE OF HORSE****!

If all men thought with their ****s this entire forum wouldn't exist. But society has completely ****ed us over. Right now we have three types of people: men, women, and women with ****s. Unfortunately the men are being emasculated so quickly that pretty soon we'll be back to just two types of people, and both will be women.

SNAP THE **** OUT OF IT!

Start thinking with your penis. Your penis doesn't have time for all the bull**** head games you play with yourself. When you see a hot girl, your penis knows exactly what to do. Your penis doesn't give a flying **** about how unattractive you are or how you might feel if you get rejected. Your penis just wants you to SHUT THE **** UP AND GET IN HER, YOU MOTHER****ER!!! SO QUIT PHILOSOPHIZING, GET YOUR ASS OVER THERE, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ****!!!!

For men, picking up women should be business as usual. Sex is a maintenance call, just like getting thirsty or having to take a piss. Do you map out a gameplan before taking a piss? NO YOU ****FACE!!!! YOU JUST ****ING DO IT!!!! QUIT WASTING TIME AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ****!!!!

The entire propogation of our species depends on men and women ****ing each other. Men want to **** women hard, and women want to get ****ed hard. And so the world turns, and life continues. But now more than ever, men are running around like chickens with their ****ing balls cut off. They think they have to beat her at a mental game of chess before she'll let him bend her over and **** her into screaming, uncontrollable orgasms that send her to a new realm of ecstacy and sexual bliss. Well guess what? IT'S NOT NECESSARY YOU ****ING *******!!!! QUIT BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, LISTEN TO YOUR ****, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ****ING ****!!!!!!

The next time you see a female who tickles your fancy, you may ask yourself, "what would my penis do?"

YOUR PENIS WOULD MARCH THE **** OVER THERE AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS, MOTHER ****ER!!!

Speaking of business, your business and her business ARE THE SAME ****ING THING! YOU BOTH NEED A LONG HARD ****!!!! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT IT'S NOT UP TO HER TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. SHE NEEDS A MAN TO DO IT FOR HER BECAUSE THE MAN IS THE ONE WHO GETS **** DONE!!!!

Have you ever seen a woman you thought was so hot that you could just **** her until you passed out from exhaustion? Me too. Did you suddenly freeze up before you approached her because you didn't know what you would say? Me neither, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A STUPID ****ING THING TO DO, SMARTASS!!!! LET YOUR GODDAMNED **** DO THE TALKING AND THE REST WILL TAKE CARE OF ITSELF.

****!


-dbot

 

[FastMen]

well i guess i understood very well after the first twenty " ***** " (d...s)
youre right we have to be man

were not girlie man, but its hard to change from wussy to lover

ill do my best

 

[nismo-4]

Try using a paralyze heal! LOL

Just kidding, but you shouldn't have been intimidated. You gave the girl your balls by doing that. just make a move

 

[HookEm']

You shouldn't be paralyzed when you see a girl you like, or at least i don't think so. You should have the opposite reaction. I always feel happy and full of energy when i see one of the girls im into at the moment. It used to be common for me that a girl would ask "why are you smiling so much?", that is, back when I was a AFC

 

[MAN_OF_TOMMOROW]

When you've lost your opportunity,THATS IT. Its all over,No search and destroys on Facebook trying to find out who she was or nothing! Its,SIMPLY A WRAP.

The only thing you can do is,GO BED and close the curtains,WAKE UP,the next day and approach EVERY WOMEN that tickles your fancy to make up for the one done deed.