That's called stalking and it's pretty much frowned upon.Down Low said:Here's what burnt spy Michael Westen would say:
Most battles in war are won by having better intelligence than the other side. The same goes for getting a date with a reluctant woman. You need to do some intelligence gathering. Find out where she lives and where she throws away her trash.
If the trash can is a huge dumpster, no problem. People usually throw away their trash when they go out for the day, or, right after making a pile of smelly food waste at meal time. Do a little more surveillance and find out when she throws it away. You can zero in on her garbage bags by looking at the addresses on mail.
What you're looking for is blood. In particular, the blood on sanitary napkins or tampons. It's not pretty, but you did expect to be handling the source of that material anyway. Don't get squeamish now.
Once you determine when she's on the rag, you have the key intel. All you have to do is come back in about 12 days when she's in heat.
Of course, if you can get in her house, it's a lot easier. Especially if she marks the start of her period with a little P on the calendar.
If you look in the mirror and realize that you don't have what it takes to be a spy, don't try. Someone will just get hurt. Probably you.seethehoop said:That's called stalking and it's pretty much frowned upon.
Maybe the creepiest thing I ever RED. Get it?Down Low said:Here's what burnt spy Michael Westen would say:
Most battles in war are won by having better intelligence than the other side. The same goes for getting a date with a reluctant woman. You need to do some intelligence gathering. Find out where she lives and where she throws away her trash.
If the trash can is a huge dumpster, no problem. People usually throw away their trash when they go out for the day, or, right after making a pile of smelly food waste at meal time. Do a little more surveillance and find out when she throws it away. You can zero in on her garbage bags by looking at the addresses on mail.
What you're looking for is blood. In particular, the blood on sanitary napkins or tampons. It's not pretty, but you did expect to be handling the source of that material anyway. Don't get squeamish now.
Once you determine when she's on the rag, you have the key intel. All you have to do is come back in about 12 days when she's in heat.
Of course, if you can get in her house, it's a lot easier. Especially if she marks the start of her period with a little P on the calendar.