When she asks why you didn't call sooner

[djthiago1]

After a date i disappear for a few days, then reappear outta nowhere and ask em out again, standard protocol.
But a long time a go, a girl asked my why i didn't ask her out sooner; and i've also heard the "I thought you were never gonna ask me out again", how do i reply to that question and that other statement? Just in case it happens again.

 

[wifehunter]

Aways keep them wanting more.

 

[djthiago1]

Aways keep them wanting more.

I know the principles, im just looking for some smooth comebacks

 

[Alvafe]

I was busy with work and was tired.

I was dealing with a friend, sendaway part/ birthday, my mom asked to visit her

I was playing games and just missed the time

was sleeping/ I ahd to stay low so cops don't find me

come on have fun here

 

[djthiago1]

I was busy with work and was tired.

I was dealing with a friend, sendaway part/ birthday, my mom asked to visit her

I was playing games and just missed the time

was sleeping/ I ahd to stay low so cops don't find me

come on have fun here

"i had to stay low so cops don't find me"

Aw man, this is great.

I'd definately use this on a girl i've been dating for a while, but it's only date 2 from tinder, so i'm gonna go for something less "criminal".

How does "I like making surprises" sound? too gay?

 

[wifehunter]

I know the principles, im just looking for some smooth comebacks

"Has it been that long? Didn't I just see you the other day?"

 

[djthiago1]

"Has it been that long? Didn't I just see you the other day?"

Decent, but i think it can get better.

 

[wifehunter]

Decent, but i think it can get better.

 

[djthiago1]

Perfection.

 

[Mazer]

“Sorry babe, my other ladies have been keeping me busy, let me make it up to you, drinks on me next Friday 8pm at Bar X. If she has high interest she will say yes. If her interest isn’t high she will probably be insulted. You must also be naturally ****y funny or else this won’t work for you.

 

[djthiago1]

“Sorry babe, my other ladies have been keeping me busy, let me make it up to you, drinks on me next Friday 8pm at Bar X. If she has high interest she will say yes. If her interest isn’t high she will probably be insulted. You must also be naturally ****y funny or else this won’t work for you.

Thats good, would only say it face to face tho, they usually dont get jokes through the phone.

 

[Who Dares Win]

"My wife almost caught me, had to fly low for few days"

Why make her jealous when you can make her jealous and piss her off at the same time?

 

[djthiago1]

"My wife almost caught me, had to fly low for few days"

Why make her jealous when you can make her jealous and piss her off at the same time?

Hands down the best one i've read. Cracked me up.

 

[ubercat]

Well if we're going to the classics I d say my wife and 4 kids kept me busy. Females aren't exactly subtle you want to make sure they understand it's a joke.

 

[Trump]

a girl asked my why i didn't ask her out sooner;

Hang up.

"I thought you were never gonna ask me out again"

“OK”


If you were a CEO and phoned a young girl for a secretary position and she said

1) why you didn’t call me sooner
2) I thought you were never going to call me.

What would you say?



I’m pretty sure OP is making this stuff up, but anyway they are trap questions.

 

[RickTheToad]

Busy. Let's meet this week to catch up. What day works for you?

 

[djthiago1]

Hang up.



“OK”


If you were a CEO and phoned a young girl for a secretary position and she said

1) why you didn’t call me sooner
2) I thought you were never going to call me.

What would you say?



I’m pretty sure OP is making this stuff up, but anyway they are trap questions.

Hang up? If a girl did that to me i would never go out with her again. Humor is superior to rudeness in my modest opinion.

Try waiting more than a week to ask a girl out, and they come out with that stuff. "I thought you didn't like me and weren't gonna ask me out again!" i've heard that sentence a dozen times.

 

[greatsnake]

You don’t have to be smooth lol. Be as vague as you want, they’ll continue there if they want you that bad... p

 

[djthiago1]

You don’t have to be smooth lol. Be as vague as you want, they’ll continue there if they want you that bad... p

I see you still have to discover the power of humor