When is your son too big to be carried?

TheLadiesMan

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He's 4, and he still wants to be carried everywhere.... and for a 4 year old, he's hella tall I think.

Now I have no problems carrying him on my shoulders, and I truly don't want to get to the day where he shouldn't be carried around anymore but...

I think it's looking a little akward.. I mean, he's already half my height, and I'm 5'11. *shrugs*
 

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What sort of pansy ass sh1t is this? He's too big when you decide he's too big! Dammit. Are you the boss of your family or what? I stopped carrying my little girl at 3 unless she was really tired or sleep.
 

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Did I fall through a hole in time into the wrong forum or something? Huh?

Make the buggers walk - they have legs don't they? Parents are far too soft these days.
 

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He should be ahead of you a long leash to warn you of upcoming dangers.
 

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When is your son too big to be carried?

When, while you're carrying him, his balls are scratching the sidewalk.
 
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