When a woman tells you she had a flat?

[Poonani Maker]

and that's why she didn't call (around noon like I told her to last night) to tell me whether or not she's coming over today. I left the door wide open for her to still make it to my domain if she so chooses. I told her that "I hope a gentleman stopped to help you." I may end up pvssyless this weekend, a FIRST since late June. I'm having withdrawals already.

Another supposedly "eager" b3aver has not responded to my asking what she's doing around 8 PM. This was in response to her apologizing to "missing" my message that I was in her area and if she wanted to "do anything" last night.

I don't know about you, but is it just me, or do ALL women seem to have that phone permanently attached to their lips or their hands at all times. How could all this "missing" take place??

 

[Bluntmaster]

and that's why she didn't call (around noon like I told her to last night) to tell me whether or not she's coming over today. I left the door wide open for her to still make it to my domain if she so chooses. I told her that "I hope a gentleman stopped to help you." I may end up pvssyless this weekend, a FIRST since late June. I'm having withdrawals already.

Why do you care? You should have at least 10 plates judging from all your lay reports. What do you do, lay them and never talk to them again?

 

[Poonani Maker]

Why do you care? You should have at least 10 plates judging from all your lay reports. What do you do, lay them and never talk to them again?

Yeah, but these ones are Keepers, and seem so giddy, thus easy lays, unlike those other new and fresh ones that take a little bit more work to bed. There's always tomorrow night, but it's getting colder outside and this sh!t's gonna get harder and harder to make all the pieces fall into place. Girls are hornier when it's warmer.

 

[Bluntmaster]

Yeah, but these ones are Keepers, and seem so giddy, thus easy lays, unlike those other new and fresh ones that take a little bit more work to bed. There's always tomorrow night, but it's getting colder outside and this sh!t's gonna get harder and harder to make all the pieces fall into place. Girls are hornier when it's warmer.

What's so great about this one?

And if you truly are banging all those chics you are going to get the Herp. I'm not hating it's the truth.

 

[Poonani Maker]

What's so great about this one?

And if you truly are banging all those chics you are going to get the Herp. I'm not hating it's the truth.

They're both very fun to fvck and look at naked. They both have a connection to me, like me, one worships me practically, and are there for me most of the time. They're usually dependable with great attitudes. Always call back or message back. Never give me any sh!t, and are horny. They're sweet and young 21 and 22, respectively. One's pale-skinned blue-green eyes, the other redheaded and tanned, blue-eyed. BOTH display girly hands which is THE MOST important factor of all. This is just a preferrence for me, that my girls be submissive and feminine, dainty, delicate. I don't like girls who want to fight or take control like a man. I like them to defer to me, to My ideas and suggestions.

Not worried about herpes, but I do continually keep a keen eye out when I explore the new ones. I got a scare last week when I had some sore on my tongue but I took some peroxide and it went away. I recently got tested and came back all negative. Didn't take a herpes test though, because it required more bloodwork and I didn't have the time to go back.

 

[Rogue]

The Onion: "Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Else"

The study revealed that 80 percent of the time, women who declined to answer their phones were, at that very moment, being sexually pleasured by a man superior to the caller in terms of looks, genital endowment, and stamina. Researchers also found that a majority of women picked up the phone, examined the caller ID, and told their male lover "It's nobody" before continuing with sexual intercourse... "It's true that in a negligible number of cases, women did not answer because their cell battery had legitimately died," Berger said. "But in each instance, they had either failed to charge their phone because they'd spent the night in someone else's apartment, or had used up their battery's power sending pictures of their naked body to another man."

 

[Poonani Maker]

and that's why she didn't call (around noon like I told her to last night) to tell me whether or not she's coming over today. I left the door wide open for her to still make it to my domain if she so chooses. I told her that "I hope a gentleman stopped to help you." I may end up pvssyless this weekend, a FIRST since late June. I'm having withdrawals already.

Another supposedly "eager" b3aver has not responded to my asking what she's doing around 8 PM. This was in response to her apologizing to "missing" my message that I was in her area and if she wanted to "do anything" last night.

I don't know about you, but is it just me, or do ALL women seem to have that phone permanently attached to their lips or their hands at all times. How could all this "missing" take place??

Ok, just got a jing-a-ling for my ding-a-ling tonight. She said she wanted to come over tomorrow night. I told her that I'd probably be too tired from work, don't know how late I'll get off, and that I'd have to call her after 7 PM to see if I feel up to it. She seems OK with that. It's about a 40 mile drive for her, so I guess she doesn't like my being wishy-washy about our plans but that's what she fvckin did to me last time with the lame excuse of a flat tire (she apologized for "problems" again tonight so..she seems remorseful).

See what happens when you're known for fvckin other girls, no matter How ugly those other ones are, They Just KNOW). Women aren't about looks, they're about status and jealousy, coveting your c-ck, your possessions ALWAYS. They want to feel important via being with you, because they can't make themselves feel important on their own, unless she's a MAN-b!tch with big man-hands and like the CEO of ebay or some hospital, basically living as a man because she's genetically predispositioned that way.

I really don't think I want to fvck her tomorrow night though. I may just ring her tomorrow night and say, "Save it for this weekend, baby..." She keeps calling me "baby" which is annoying. I'm not hers! She must be thinking that I'm under her pvssy control now because I agreed to see her tomorrow after her fvckup from the weekend. No matter how much I want to tap her, I probably should refuse to see her in the name of wrestling back the frame from her. Not sure how I will play this one out tomorrow. I could just not call her like I said I would. I only like fvcking on Saturdays and Sundays, and Fridays are a stretch, though I've fvcked recently on a Monday, but I really can be at my best on a weeknight because I work 11 - 13 hours a day with really no semblance of lunch.

 

[Poonani Maker]

Just told her to take a shower before she comes over. She responds "Why?" I said because I only date clean women. And she says that she takes a shower everyday. I tell her that I take 2 a day and that she should take one Now! She's still putting up a fuss over my insistence that she take one; therefore, I will not see her. Too bad Wtf is wrong with women not being hygienic nowadays? Her ass smelled a little last time, I just want it thoroughly washed! Why the fvckin fuss!! Do as you're told!! B!tch!

I'll never see her as5 again bc of this sh!t-test bullsh!t. Do as you are told! It's time for the no contact. I didn't even want to fvck her tonight and she starts going against me like that. Her loss...

 

[Poonani Maker]

Well, she texted me 2 times after no contact, then she called immediately and I answered on the 5th ring. She was still wanting to come over late, but I told her not to because it's too late now, I have to go to work in the morning and can't be fvcking her that late. She accepted my excuse and asked when CAN she see me, and I said sat or sun, and she said she'd call me Friday to make our plans. She don't know that I really don't plan on seeing her as5, I'd rather fvck either another fav or one I haven't ever fvcked.

 

[PokerStar]

Her ass smelled a little last time

why dont you clean it with your tongue?

:yes:

jk