when a girl asks what she is on a scale of 1-10

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i like oreo's answers. this discussion reminds me, though, of that mellow yellow commercial with a guy sitting there with his girlfriend, when this really hot chick walks in. the girl says, "you think she's cute?" in a threatening voice, then it pauses and says, "mellow yellow asks: how would you stay smooth: A) 'she's certainly better lookin' than you.' B) [the guy just gets up and leaves for the hot chick] C) 'yeah, if you're into that. me, i'm into you.' " personally, i like A the best, but as oreo said for his first suggestion, C is good if you're just about to make out or something. it's good to show that you're not too afraid of her to tease, but if you're on the verge of making out, i don't think you want her pulling away in pseudo-offense.
 

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In it's Americanized version, La Pieta would be pronounced "lah pee-yeh-tah"
 

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what i do, i dont know if it would work or not, i dont really care usually. is she says , do you think im pretty or scale of 1-10 whatever. i look at her like im analyzing her. then id say, bases on what she really is, six, but you could be a 7.5 or 8 if you ran and put on some makeup.
now the thing is, insecure people go argggg he said i was ugly and then they will just think they are ugly. secure chicks, like the people i like, go oh **** im getting fat, so they actually do something about it. thats a good girl in my eyes.
 

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like this one chick. i dont really like her nor does she like me but shes my girlfriends best friend. one of them asked me if i thought she was pretty. and, being honest i told her that i thought she was really good looking with her hair down. but with it up she looked like a five year old boy, so she just got mad. the next time i saw her, her hair was up. thats stupid
( this was all to the friend of my girlfriend)
 

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Originally posted by Lt dan
the next time i saw her, her hair was up. thats stupid
damn it! that was you who told her to put her hair down!?

i told her to put it back up, because i happen to like 5-yr old boys!!


:D


This whole "DJ" thing we are all "oh be YOURSELF, be REAL, act liek YOU want, not what others think. YOU ARE THE MAN BABY!"

And then a DJ cant appreciate a girl who does exactly this?

obviously she doesnt care enough about what you have to say :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by Dr. Evil
just say your a 10 or your hot or something
Good to know there are AFCs grazing these forums... Puts you into perspective.
Telling her that she's a 'ten or hot or something' doesn't cut it, unless you like licking dog sh!t off her boot heel. I mean, nothing wrong if you do, but this forum is a place for real men, not wussies.
Good luck. :cool:
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Latte
Tell her that she'd be a 10 if she'd stand further from you, because even the best sculpture looks bad next to The Pieta.
That is golden.

:) I really like that one.
 

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This worked for me:

"Oh, you're... you're, like, an ELEVEN! ... Oh, wait: ten is high? Oh. ..."

I'm such a turd.
 

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What am I, out of 10?

Guys, when she asks you this, she wants you to check her out!

So now, when she says that, you've got the green light to check her out.:D

When I got hit with this question in the past, I'd look her up and down, slowly...by the time you get back to her face, she's smiling...and then I'd give her a little sideways smile, and say, "What's the question? I kinda got distracted by the scenery." :)

Have some fun with it. She wants you to see her in a sexual light, so you can blatantly check her out without penalty, and without seeming like a horny bastard (even if you are...;)).
 

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Originally posted by Luscious
She wants you to see her in a sexual light, so you can blatantly check her out without penalty, and without seeming like a horny bastard (even if you are...;)).
All women secretly crave for a horny bastard... So there's nothing wrong with being one. The society is the one with the problem with horny bastards, not chicks. ;)
 

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If a girl asked me what I thought she was on a scale of 1-10 I would reverse the question. Well what do you think you are on a scale of 1-10? Whatever her answer is I would say there you have it! I would do that after I check her out!
As a women thinketh so is she!
 

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Originally posted by Mr. Latte
Tell her that she'd be a 10 if she'd stand further from you, because even the best sculpture looks bad next to The Pieta.
I think that most people (including me) don't know what the "Pieta" is, Latte's line is great, but is there anyway you could change it so it's like a work of art that everyone knows?
 

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im not saying you should confrom to what people say and not be an individual. but if shes wondering what she looks like in my eyes and i tell her how she could look better it sounds to me like she would care. shes one of those chicks that is always, "nobody likes me im so ugly", you know them. but when you tell them how they could be less ugly they dont do anything about it. i guess shes just looking for attention
 

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Luscious , nice one.
I would look at her feet and slowly move up, then say "sexy" or something mildly sexual.

dont give her compliment, but dont be stupid either. just play with her, dont make her pissed at u.
 
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What about if she asks you "How would you scale your feelings towards me from 1-10"

OMG, I just got asked that and I'm ****ing scared.

EDIT: My response.

Well that sure was interesting. She asks me to rate my feelings for her (1-10, 10 being love), I said that somtimes I feel like you are the greatest thing in my life, sometimes the feelings are not so strong. I don't really know what love i yet, so I dont have anything to compare it with.

I've been going out with the girl for 5 weeks and I can honestly say I never want to be in that position again unless I really do love the girl and I was willing to admit it.
 
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