Guitarfreakelite
Don Juan
wize men seek for wisdome.
Whats Your Moto?
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The Antichrist_Star
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Great spirits have often faced opposition from those of mediocre minds (just one of many...)
Need-2-B-Pimpin
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I've got quite a few
Just do it
Procrastination is like masturbation: It's fun at first and then you realize you're just ****ing yourself.
This may not be the party we were hoping for, but while we are here, we might as well dance.
Every minute is another chance to turn it all around.
d(Maki)/dt > 0
d²(Maki)/dt² > 0
The last two are calculus metaphors (I have a math mind), basically, they mean that I constantly improve and constantly improve my rate of improvement.
Just do it
Procrastination is like masturbation: It's fun at first and then you realize you're just ****ing yourself.
This may not be the party we were hoping for, but while we are here, we might as well dance.
Every minute is another chance to turn it all around.
d(Maki)/dt > 0
d²(Maki)/dt² > 0
The last two are calculus metaphors (I have a math mind), basically, they mean that I constantly improve and constantly improve my rate of improvement.
Salacious D
Don Juan
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
Freidrich Nietszche
Something to keep in mind...
Freidrich Nietszche
Something to keep in mind...
SemperFi719
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I've got a few as well:
You can't tell yourself that you can't do it. Because if you do... you've already defeated yourself.
Mellow Out
Get Tough!
Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body <-- Marine Corps Saying
And....
BROES BEFORE HOES!!!!!!!!! <-- YOU KNOW!
You can't tell yourself that you can't do it. Because if you do... you've already defeated yourself.
Mellow Out
Get Tough!
Pain Is Weakness Leaving The Body <-- Marine Corps Saying
And....
BROES BEFORE HOES!!!!!!!!! <-- YOU KNOW!
WaRpEd
Senior Don Juan
I got a few.
-$h!t happens
-Life's short
-Don't always count on a rabbit's foot for luck, after all, it didn't turn out to lucky for the rabbit.
-Before you critisize somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes...That way, when you do critisize them you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. (Okay, I just threw this one in for laughs
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-$h!t happens
-Life's short
-Don't always count on a rabbit's foot for luck, after all, it didn't turn out to lucky for the rabbit.
-Before you critisize somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes...That way, when you do critisize them you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. (Okay, I just threw this one in for laughs
)
ShizamDaMan
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"If you're not having fun, then what's the point?"
-Me
also
"Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
-Van Wilder
-Me
also
"Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
-Van Wilder
penkitten
Master Don Juan
good to the last drop
no retreat no surrender!!
no retreat no surrender!!
DJ Alejandro
Senior Don Juan
reach for the sky but keep your feet on the ground.
Evil-Rom
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All life is an experiment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Capi Crimini
Banned
Man who stand on toilet, is high on pot.
Man who go through airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.
Man who put **** in Peanut Butter jar is ****ing Nuts.
Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
Girl who marry Richard must kiss ****.
Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.
Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.
Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.
Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.
Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff ****.
No difference between man and mouse - both end in *****.
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
oh yeah and
**** this
Man who go through airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.
Man who put **** in Peanut Butter jar is ****ing Nuts.
Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
Girl who marry Richard must kiss ****.
Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.
Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
War do not determine who right, war determine who left.
Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.
Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.
Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.
Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff ****.
No difference between man and mouse - both end in *****.
Nail on board is not good as screw on bench
oh yeah and
**** this
Ballistik
Don Juan
Reverse your thirst.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fvck the prom queen."
Sean Connery-The Rock
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fvck the prom queen."
Sean Connery-The Rock
Salacious D
Don Juan
Forgot one. Whenever you're faced with any kind of fear, repeat the gist of this baby to yourself.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
The characters in the book this is from repeat this to themselves when their hands are getting burned off or when they're facing down a sandstorm that can "tear the flesh off your bones." You're diluting the quote a bit when you're saying it to yourself before you ask a girl out, but still, it does the trick.
If you're up for a good read, I'm prepared to say that Dune by Frank Herbert is easily one of the best books that's ever been written. Get off your ass, stop playing video games or watching MTV, get over to the library and check this sucker out. Do something constructive. It is totally awesome.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
The characters in the book this is from repeat this to themselves when their hands are getting burned off or when they're facing down a sandstorm that can "tear the flesh off your bones." You're diluting the quote a bit when you're saying it to yourself before you ask a girl out, but still, it does the trick.
If you're up for a good read, I'm prepared to say that Dune by Frank Herbert is easily one of the best books that's ever been written. Get off your ass, stop playing video games or watching MTV, get over to the library and check this sucker out. Do something constructive. It is totally awesome.
GlutusMaximus86
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