What's your answer when a chick asks you how much you make?

[MatureDJ]

I was watching this harridan talking about this, and it got me interested:

 

[Alvafe]

how much you weight?

no serious I would just leave

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

"Enough to support me and my kids. Why, you want me to feed you too?"

 

[BackInTheGame78]

More than enough.

 

[NealIRC]

I say I'm unemployed, but play in the stock market, and already have my own house.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

never been asked.

 

[Divorced w 3]

Bad question to be asked period. Stop dating hood rats

 

[CornbreadFed]

never been asked that. I am black, so nobody expects much from me fiscal wise.

 

[Robert28]

never been asked.

Me either. I’ve never had a woman come right out and ask me that, but all of them have interrogated me in a dancing around it sort of way fishing for information. I just tell them what I do, I never tell them my other sources of income like some properties I rent, land I get rent on, etc.

 

[SW15]

I’ve never had a woman come right out and ask me that, but all of them have interrogated me in a dancing around it sort of way fishing for information.

That is how most females do it.

 

[NealIRC]

never been asked that. I am black, so nobody expects much from me fiscal wise.

O, no wonder the latina Target cashier asked for your number.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Me either. I’ve never had a woman come right out and ask me that, but all of them have interrogated me in a dancing around it sort of way fishing for information. I just tell them what I do, I never tell them my other sources of income like some properties I rent, land I get rent on, etc.

I don’t even get the ‘dance around’. Maybe they don’t see me as LTR material (at least initially)?

 

[CornbreadFed]

O, no wonder the latina Target cashier asked for your number.

I get approached by those MLM recruiter guys at Costco and grocery stores all of the time because I look young and black lol.

 

[Divorced w 3]

Me either. I’ve never had a woman come right out and ask me that, but all of them have interrogated me in a dancing around it sort of way fishing for information. I just tell them what I do, I never tell them my other sources of income like some properties I rent, land I get rent on, etc.

What do you do for a living

‘I don’t even know’

perfect answer

the second you swap numbers she looks your number up online and it’s all over anyway. That’s just modern life unfortunately guys.

 

[CornbreadFed]

What do you do for a living

‘I don’t even know’

perfect answer

the second you swap numbers she looks your number up online and it’s all over anyway. That’s just modern life unfortunately guys.

What if you are a doctor?

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I don’t even get the ‘dance around’. Maybe they don’t see me as LTR material (at least initially)?

Didn't you have that porno moustache?

 

[Hamurabimbi]

Didn't you have that porno moustache?

I do.
One time at work. We had a student visitor to our organization. A couple of my coworkers told her I was a part time porn star. She came up to me with a big smile & said ‘I hear you’re a porn star!’. I (not being in on it) ) replied ‘No. That’s just a joke.’. She looked crestfallen, said ‘oh ok.’. And walked off.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

She came up to me with a big smile & said ‘I hear you’re a porn star!’. I (not being in on it) ) replied ‘No. That’s just a joke.’. She looked crestfallen, said ‘oh ok.’. And walked off.

You should capitalise on that next time.

 

[Hamurabimbi]

I do.

You should capitalise on that next time.

I know. I’m still kicking myself for being so unaware.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I know. I’m still kicking myself for being so unaware.

I had friends mess with a girl telling her I was a male model. When she came over to ask me about that, I smiled and told her, "They forgot to tell you I'm a hand model. I model mostly rings, bracelets, watches, that sort of thing." And she stroked my hands and told me my hands were so soft...