What's up with all these guys eating girls' asses......

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Yeah, great title right? But seriously, this crap is all over TV now. Check out this gif from that HBO Girls show (no nudity):

http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-conten...ing-her-butt-eaten-Girls-January-2015-GIF.gif

Yeah the girl is hot and all, but I don't do the ass hole stuff. Dirt road goes one way and that is out. I have done a little anal, but I'm not proud of it or even that fired up to do it again. And there ain't no d*mn way I'm putting my mouth on an ass either, this is real life, the chances of you hooking up with with a porn star who's had a colonic and just gotten out of a shower, and hasn't farted that day, is close to nil. Eating p*ssy is pretty nasty too, but at least it's not sh*t and with girls with decent hygiene, it won't stink. The ass will NEVER have a pleasant smell unless the girl has done the aforementioned things, or you are a freak and she is all covered in whipped cream or flavored lube.

It almost seems to me like this is another form of submission, and women love to see that crap. Perhaps I am thinking too much?
 

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its dirty, forbidden and loaded with nerve endings.....do the math....

confession: I've done it after a nice bubble bath and it was hot for both parties. No submission from me, i owned the hell out of that girl.

To each his own....yes its technically gross, but when clean tastes like nothing..Then again, I'm a depraved motherfvcker.

Note: do not stick your tongue INSIDE the balloon knot.
 

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**** you dad you're such a SQUARE!!

I think Pman's quote over at MPC get's to the nuts and bolts of this phenomenon.

Liberals have been trying to normalize anal licking for awhile now, perhaps in preparation for when they get to do it to Satan for eternity. The theory seems to be that if you're used to it, soul-destroying degeneracy isn't so bad.
:crackup:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creeping_normality

Ass licking also being a favorite pastime of sodomites I suppose they figure it's a win win.

Now if my calculations are correct we should be fvcking dead children whilst smearing sh!t on our faces by 2060-ish? and if you're not on board with that well you're just a bigot douchecanoe! Either way I suspect the end game for these "script writers" is a society full of atomized weirdos unable to raise children in a healthy functioning family.
 

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Now if my calculations are correct we should be fvcking dead children whilst smearing sh!t on our faces...
...and simultaneously reading a swahili translation of the koran on google glass. That's a liberal wet dream right there!
 

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To each his own, for what I recall there were guys in this board talking about how they got the same from a girl.
 

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Who Dares Win said:
To each his own, for what I recall there were guys in this board talking about how they got the same from a girl.
I won't let anyone near my ass hole either, for their own good. And mine.
 

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( . )( . ) said:
Now if my calculations are correct we should be fvcking dead children whilst smearing sh!t on our faces by 2060-ish? and if you're not on board with that well you're just a bigot douchecanoe! Either way I suspect the end game for these "script writers" is a society full of atomized weirdos unable to raise children in a healthy functioning family.
:crackup:

You continue to one-up yourself daily.
 

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Yeah... No shyt.... Seriously.

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In the rap world (even though I stopped listen to rap years ago)

there is a guy that promotes eating girls asses, his name slips me but to me it gross to have your tongue in a chick ass, you deserve to engulf every diseases that come out of these nasty broads a$$

also I never did the anal thing, you guys must like infected d#ck syndrome
 

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Mr. Putin would say keep your perversions in your bedroom son, no need to tell the world about your sexual life, there are children around, and people who I bet disgusted with your actions.
 
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