LOL, me and my friend did something like that last month (Freshman year of College). He calls this hoe to see if he can come over (yes) and what she would do then ("I'd ƒuck you"), then we wait 5 minutes, I call her on my cell, I see if I can come over, she says no, she's busy, how bout some other night? I say tonight or no night, she says she'll cancel her plans for tonight. SHe says she's been drinking, so I say, what happens if I come over tonight, she says she'd be "likely to ƒuck" me. She called both of us 3 more times that night, we both screened her... was funny though.Originally posted by Julian
In 5th grade me and my friend called this chick up right.
We asked her out BACK TO BACK. LOL i was like will you go out with me? She said no, i then handed the phone to my friend he asked her the same and she said yes.
LOLLOL
Haha damn thats some funny ass sh1t. Good thing it was only 5th grade.
Originally posted by Clint Eastwood
She pretty much ruined me for all my future girlfriends. But, on the bright side, I'm thankful to her for turning me into the mean, cold bastard that I am today.
wow, I have no words to describe you, except YOU FOOL!!Originally posted by fuzzx
During a highschool dance and I asked this one semi-popular girl to dance... she totally ignored me and turned around.
I thought she hadn't heard me so I walked around to wear she was looking and asked again. She looked at me and then walked away.
I asked a HB1.2 to the prom and she said No
HAHA
In my first year at college, a girl that really liked me came over
and sat down right in front of me and asked me "I want to know exactly how you feel about me?". I was so surprised that all I could say was a high pitched "Uh, I dunno... I guess.. I think.. MEEP".
Hehe
I asked a girl out this year who * I know had the hots for me *
if she wanted to have lunch.. she said "Not today but thanks anyway". I dunno why this one bothers me.
I was about to ask this girl out for halloween the other night but
I kept putting it off for a couple days and eventually she came right up in my face and said "I'm getting LOADED with this guy on FRIDAY!!!". The next day I told her that I was going to ask her out that day and her face went red.. She actually didn't go out anywhere on halloween. Screwed myself on that one
I chatted up this girl last week in the University library. During our conversation, I told her she was the tallest girl I'd ever seen.
She said that most guys are usually too intimidated to talk to her and that she only like to date tall guys LIKE ME!
Then she asked what I was doing hanging around the library
and I SAID "I'm actually just here trying to pickup girls"
that was the end of that.
This one happened the day before yesterday
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=41415
Hahaha