Whats the weirdest place you've ever jerked it?

Prodigy746

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lol one time i went out of town for work ... we worked like 3 days of hard work with barely and brakes. When we did get brakes it was to sleep 2-3 hrs than get back to work.

Anyway on my way home i couldnt wait to get home to release some stress from that week , i stopped at a Lowes parking lot where there was no cars and jerked it in the car. Only took like 30 seconds though since i was so horny . Mind you this was at like 1pm and the store was open. I could see people coming and going from their cars while i was doing it..
 

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In the back of a bus on the highway at 2am. Heading from Hamilton to Mississauga lol.
 

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jacob said:
this is how you end up being a flasher then if you keep doing it a child molester then rapist so catch yourself pray the rosary and ask God to help you with your temptations before you end up in jail
lol jesus freak talking about molesting kids hahahaah

THE IRONY IS KILLING ME!!!

no crazy jerk stories for me. some of ou guys are freaks lmfao but hilarious ****!!!
 

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During a babysitting gig at their house when I was younger. Back then in the mid 90's there was no stream porn available on the internet but they did however show dirty movies on cable tv without the box late at night.

Even if you didn't have the box you could have still watched the channel and seen the blured images of people having sex. Sometimes late at night they would even show you the last 10 mins of the movie for free and for some reason that night they showed almost half the movie for free. So you see if you give a 15 year old who was deprived of porn, access to porn then he is going to have to watch it.

Its a good thing that kid went to sleep early, I did feel like a sick fvck afterwards for jerking off while technically still considered working and then have his parents pay me money at the end of the night and asking me if I had fun?!
 

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Dude I definitely did the back of the car one during a family vacation too when I was like 12. And also in a hotel room while my dad was on the computer. Haha also at my parents' restaurant when we had it, these were all during my middle school years.
 

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Not in a weird place, but when I was younger I used to place my porno mags all around the floor of the bathroom while I was sitting on the toilet knocking one out. I would have my favorite girls pages open and looking up at me.

Anyway I remember being alone in the house and after I had finished I must have went downstairs for something, not long after one of my friends called round for me and yep you guessed it, I forgot all about my floor of porn and went out with my friend.

I came back late that evening, got into bed and felt something under the covers. Yes my stash of porn in a neat little pile. I was embarrassed to **** the next morning when I came down for breakfast but no one said a word. I still to this day don't know who, out of my Mum, Dad or Sis found my display and put it back in my bed for me. :D
 
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