Whats the funniest thing you seen or heard today

[I love Hyori Lee]

This happened a long time ago, but it still makes me laugh.

I have a hot friend who's half Vietnamese and half Chinese. Her name was May.

Anyways, all my buddies got very drunk.

We went inside a club along with May.

A guy who knew May walked up to her and said:

What's up fine thang. Are you half Chinese?

May says: Uh..yeah. I'm half Chinese.

Then the guy says: So what's the other half?

IS IT FINE!

I just shook my head. That was pretty funny.

Then the guy walks up to me and starts stumbling.

And he starts shouting out to some guys, "ALL OF YOU ARE BROKEBACK! BROKEBACK ON YO' BACK!"

Then he goes to the restroom to take a leak...and he shouts out

I CAN'T FIND THE HOLE! I CAN'T FIND THE HOLE!

(sigh...drunk people)