What's the deal with guys lovin' huge ass?

[JackPrescott]

OK. WTF. I'm not buying it. Since when are huge (read: fat) asses attractive? And attractive enough to warrent attention from a line of guys???

Big asses = fatties. :rock:

I've read a few posts on this forum that enthuse about big asses and i fucking don't get it. To me, there's nothing more repulsive than a big fat ass. What are these guys talking about? Even a moderately large ass is a turn-off. I never understood that lame Big Butts song either. Tiny, anhorexic, asses are just as nasty. What happened to wanting normal, shapely asses???

Hey, if you want a woman who looks like Zelda on "Pet Semetary" thats your private business. Me? A sexy woman with an elephant ass is ok with me, as long as she puts her time in the gym.

 

[joekerr31]

im not a fan of big butts myself.

i think its more common in the black and latino communities because its what those guys grew up with. their moms tended to have big butts when they were little kids.

whereas white guys tended to associate small butts with mommy.

maybe freud was right and guys are just looking to replace mommy.

:crackup:

 

[MatureDJ]

Men are meant to have no butts, a butt makes a woman a woman!

Actually, muscular men have big butts (protruding out the back, not the side), and in general women are attracted to that (it is a subconscious signal that the man is capable of strong thrusting in sex.)

At a more abstract level, a woman's big butt is indiciative of a large pelvis, which is attractive because it denotes the ability to bear healthy children (i.e., whose skulls would not be fractured during childbirth.) However, it is the amount of fat that goes along with this butt that makes all the difference - a woman with a big, fat azz will have big thighs, and that is indicative of obesity (very unattractive), and a woman with wide hips, but not the fat butt or big thighs is very attractive.

 

[MatureDJ]

im not a fan of big butts myself.

i think its more common in the black and latino communities because its what those guys grew up with. their moms tended to have big butts when they were little kids.

whereas white guys tended to associate small butts with mommy.

maybe freud was right and guys are just looking to replace mommy.

:crackup:

Well, if you think about it, you have inherited all your maleness from your father, and a very important part of maleness is the discrimination of attractiveness in women, and your father thought your mother was hot, so you would tend to think of women that have characteristics like your mother would be hot as well.

 

[Technical1]

I'm white anglo and I definitely have "the bug" inasfar as a sizeable behind is REALLY important to me. I just flat out dont understand the guys who say this or that skinny girl is hot, though Ive talked with enough guy friends to know that they mean it sincerely (didnt believe them at first).

If it doesnt have a big behind, I dont register it as a woman, period. Big booty is definitely the deal-breaker, I have turned down awesome chicks because of it and made compromises for it. My mom and the women in my family were curvy in retrospect. If it isnt big, I wont hit it. Of course you can also have too much of a good thing...

 

[Kerpal]

there aight

Katja

Georgia


these 2 are better

I find both of those womens' asses and legs much too large, I think it's very unattractive. But whatever works for you.

I like athletic girls. If you ever read the Sherdog boards, there's a thread called "Girls + squats = awesome ass". Those are the kind of girls I'm attracted to personally.

 

[oakraiderz2]

To those who like thick women but dont like big asses...youre all retards.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

while talking about asses search for KEYRA AGUSTINA .
Im in love with her a s s

 

[Drum&Bass]

I like athletic girls. If you ever read the Sherdog boards, there's a thread called "Girls + squats = awesome ass". Those are the kind of girls I'm attracted to personally.

yea dude ! I know the thread your talking about and I LOVE THOSE KINDS OF BODIES AS WELL !!

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Dammit, I was going to say Keyra, but I have a new favorite,..

Mandy Lynn

 

[aldaris]

most of the posters here are afc high schoolers who never touched a girl. Real men like big butts.

i guess these "real men" are the same crowd that follows nascar, vacations in las vegas, don't have a passport, and subscribe to maxim.

 

[Nighthawk]

I like small butts and I cannot lie,
You honkies can't deny,
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a big thing in your face I get
Sick, cuz I like a toothpick
I'll beat that bootie with a stick
Even the jeans she's wearing, her pants they're almost tearing
No, baby I want a flat bootie,
That's tootie fruitie, while honkies tried to warn me
that butt you've got is, oh, so corny
ooh Chicken smooth skin you say you wanna get my olds,
well peck me, peck me, cuz you ain't that average chickadee.
Hell with romancin', I'll take her wallet dancin'
Rich. *****. I'll dig for her money ditch
So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme
if you ask me what my flavour is I'll tell you vanilla ice
cream
So honkies (yeah) honkies(yeah)
does your girlfriend have a derriere? (yeah)
Well shrink it, shrink it, so I can get right down and dink it,

Chorus:
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)
Baby got Jack (wh-white honkies with the real small
boot- wh-white honkies with the real small bootie)

I like 'em flat and small, and when I'm in the mall,
I just can't help myself
I'm doing the dogpund call (woo woo woo woo)
Don't like a sister, who farts while playing Twister.
I wish those beans did miss her,
even Uncle Ben would fist her
I like my booties real slender and tender,
And if I see a big bootie, I'll put it in the blender
Don't want a rear fender.
I get into my Honda
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is that I like Jayne Fonda's, better than Yolanda's.

Chorus

Yeah, baby, when it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything what they're talking about
36, 24, 36... haa haa, only if she's 7'8'

Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that,
Flat on the bottom, and I like it like that.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

At a more abstract level, a woman's big butt is indiciative of a large pelvis, which is attractive because it denotes the ability to bear healthy children (i.e., whose skulls would not be fractured during childbirth.)

there you have it kids, go on and date your women with no butts but when it comes to marriage pick one with a decent butt to increase your son's chances of being healthy ;P

 

[bigjohnson]

there aight

Katja

Georgia


these 2 are better

Not really SFW .....

Anyway, they're what I consider maximum density. Good for fun but I'd be afraid to LTR one as there's zero room for error. One thing the "eww, fatties" crowd should remember is they will look a lot better in person.

Still I'd rather they dropped 20 pounds.

 

[Drum&Bass]

Not really SFW

good call on that I gotta remember to put the NSW thanx.

Good for fun but I'd be afraid to LTR one as there's zero room for error.

why would you be afraid to get into a LTR with them ?? Once you start losing attraction for them all you have to do is leave.

Also..its not hard for a woman to hit the gym for regular maintenance especially if its part of YOUR lifestyle to stay fit.

 

[wootapotky]

Actually, muscular men have big butts (protruding out the back, not the side), and in general women are attracted to that (it is a subconscious signal that the man is capable of strong thrusting in sex.)

At a more abstract level, a woman's big butt is indiciative of a large pelvis, which is attractive because it denotes the ability to bear healthy children (i.e., whose skulls would not be fractured during childbirth.) However, it is the amount of fat that goes along with this butt that makes all the difference - a woman with a big, fat azz will have big thighs, and that is indicative of obesity (very unattractive), and a woman with wide hips, but not the fat butt or big thighs is very attractive.

Someone else gets it, finally. Curvy hips with an apple shaped but not fat bottom are feminine qualities. I've noticed as well that the women with so called "huge asses" a lot of times have the protruding out the back kind of huge asses, read masculine, muscular type. I posted once a girl with the perfect ass, I'll need to go back and find it. She had curvy hips with a not too large apple shaped ass.

 

[Thatfeel21]

I like a small, tight, yet plump (not flat) ass on a petite girl. The majority of the youth of America seem to be hip hop kids these days, so they are just living up to the latest trend.

no sir, its not a trend i honestly cant help it but be immensley attracted to a nice round ass wheter its white, brown or black...

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Dammit, I was going to say Keyra, but I have a new favorite,..

Mandy Lynn

wow . Just checked her out on google . Thats what i call a perfectHB10 .

 

[Sir Juanalot]

wow . Just checked her out on google . Thats what i call a perfectHB10 .

Perfect photshopped 10

 

[Drum&Bass]

I've noticed ALL guys who aren't into women with thin waists and thick asses LOVE those fake photo shopped girls. Any indication of what a woman looks like in real life is viewed as a turn off to these guys.