What's a good reply to "Why are you touching my boobs?"

[mustfirstregister]

What's a good reply to "Why are you touching my boobs?"
Thanks

 

[Galactus]

"When you fainted, they got knocked out of whack. I was adjusting them."
- Steve Martin, "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid."

 

[Exhumed]

Because I like them!

 

[^__^]

That's what they're for.

 

[Alien]

-You told me to do so!
-what? i didnt.
-Yeeah. Dont lie to me!

 

[Atom Smasher]

"Because I'm elderly and this may be my last chance".

 

[SharinganUser]

"I'm blind, this is how blind people identify people."

 

[5string]

Cuz they were staring at me

 

[mikeyb]

"I like to work from the top down"

 

[Maxtro]

"I'm giving you a complimentary breast exam. No need to thank me."

 

[Leporello]

"Because they are there!"

 

[Slickster]

"I'm trying to get to your heart"

 

[phenomenom]

cuz u want me to

 

[Hakuna]

Just checking if they were fake. (lets you neg them to)

 

[Exhumed]

The thread creator is 80.

Doubtful.

But if you ARE 80...a good response would be "I'm checking to make sure you don't have breast cancer" or "I didn't want them to get dirty so I'm picking them up from the floor for you"

 

[lookgood]

'uhh i don't know' then smile and touch 'em again.

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Could've used some of these when I got suspended last week for touching boobs.

 

[5string]

I'm trying to tune in Tokyo

 

[J. Darko]

You fcking f4ggots, if a girl asks you why you are touching her boobs you are doing something seriously wrong and you shold be thankful she didn't call the police. Quit touching her and walk away you creeps.

 

[Exhumed]

You fcking f4ggots, if a girl asks you why you are touching her boobs you are doing something seriously wrong and you shold be thankful she didn't call the police. Quit touching her and walk away you creeps.

^^^What DJ_Hero said. Obviously she could be saying it all giggly, or asking as a sh!t test, or just plain...asking. Why does the tone have to be that of "Help I'm being raped!" Girls rarely care that much about their breasts being touched.

It's not socially acceptable and there's really no reason to grab them, probably why the girl the OP is talking about asked that (unless it was asked during them hooking up in which case the girl is just retarded), but it's not like most girls will whip out the pepper spray.