Gotta love laptops...getting the feet tickled AND reading this at the same time. Technology is a beautiful thing.
ketostix...I read some of the posts you think were made by me. Have you honestly lost your mind? That is so obviously that stupid arse troll that has been making IDs and screwing with people on here for ages. His MO is to create several IDs to support himself. He wants you to think he is me, though. That's what forum trolls do...mess with people's heads. Everyone was expecting me to come back and were waiting and watching with baited breath. The troll took advantage of that and is messing with you guys and laughing his arse off at how easy you are to fool. He's the same guy that posted how his aunt and uncle wouldn't let him use the bathroom or take a shower after a certain time at night...same writing style, same troll MO and still able to find plenty of suckers to fall for it.
All you have to do is compare writing styles to know it's not me. I am pretty anal about paragraphs, capitalizing, punctuation and spelling. Also, let's not forget that I write well, and that troll can barely form a cohesive sentence. He sounds like he's trying to make words picked randomly from a dictionary fit into clunky and nonsensical sentences. If I had of been posting here all this time I would have come right out and said so. Hell, Allen told me I could make another account if I wanted to before he even banned my Wyldfire ID.
Oh, and #17...my boyfriend asked that I deliver this message to you from him:
"I'm obviously a lot more fascinating than you are because I'm the one laying naked in bed with a hot, sexy woman and you're the one posting on a site to help you get where I am."
I couldn't agree with him more...
Hey Karma Sutra...you grouchy old f*ck
Hope you're well...