What Would Your Philanthropic Efforts Be?

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Ponder for a moment that you were a multimillion/billionaire what would you focus your philanthropy? I wouldn't be on "save the world," type sh*t. Mine would targeted mainly in my hometown (Richmond, CA or other parts of the Bay,) and in Far Rockaway, NY, maybe other parts of New York City and some other areas.

I would step to the West Contra Costa County Unified School District and the New York City Department of Ed with an offer to buy alma maters, every school I ever went to (from elementary to high school,) I would turn them into academy style private schools, complete with school uniforms, (blazers and ties included.) They would be tuition free, however the district boundaries would remain intact with a students living within the zones of my alma maters having first choice, but I leave open spots for those that were willing to travel.

The curriculum would stress math, science, computers. I would start district wide science fair and spelling bees with the goal of sending kids on to the national competitions. I would put the music programs back in the schools with the same intention in mind of eventually having nationally recognized programs. The hardest part would be to get the parents involved and working the unions. I would eventually like to phase the teacher's union out because I view the teacher's and principals unions as detrimental to educational system.

On the junior and high levels, I would put the home economics, metal and wood shops back in school with a business management component. I would have a free Kaplan or Princeton Review course, and have people from Cal and Standford come in to mentor and teach the kids on how to get in these schools, along with offering advice on getting scholarships and writing the essays for the scholarships and doing the school interview.

I've always found it f*cked up that even Richmond High is only ten miles from Cal, that I didn't know anybody that went there. The same with Far Rockaway High, despite Columbia and NYC being only a train ride, away, I didn't know anybody who went to those universities and I would be my personal mission provide these kids with the best education possible. I would also couple the academics with cool extracurricular activities, like a school newspaper, a debate team, a chess team, etc. and figuring out a way to make the sports teams competitive.

For those not interested in going to college, I would have a true vocational school, like Job Corp (without the ratchetness,) the vocational school would offer job training in carpentry, plumbing, welding, auto mechanics, stereo installation, culinary, networking, and other sh*t that can get a kid cool job after graduation. I would get with the unions so that upon graduation, the kids would have their union cards. Again, I would include a business management component, I would want my graduates to look to owning a business, not merely being a "worker bee."

I would sponsor the Little Leagues and pop warner football in these communities, supply the equipment, and maintain the fields. I'd also start a youth basketball program, that also had a summer league. Being that I despise the fact that Chinese are cheating in the Olympics and America had superior athletes, I would start programs in various Olympic sports, like diving, swimming, gymnastics. My Olympic training program would be the one I'd try to take nationwide. I'd also start a combat sport school either called the Gladiator School or The Fight Club it would teach kids combat sports, boxing, wrestling, MMA and various disciplines used in it. All of my programs would free of charge.

Like I said earlier, I'd wouldn't be trying to "save the world," but I would want to do something in Haiti. I'm not Haitian, but I think that every African and person of African descent should be trying to do something to help Haiti. The reason by is that out of the all of places that slaves were sent in the New World, it was the Haitians that successfully revolted against their slavemasters. I would also want to do something in Liberia since that country was founded by former America slaves. Since I would be rich, I'd go would go into big game hunting and I would do something with conservation. Yeah, I know, preserve the environment so I can go into the arctic, forest, safari, or jungle to I can kill animals, the irony is amazing.
 

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Maximus Rex said:
What Would Your Philanthropic Efforts Be?
1.invent a time machine
2.go back in time
3.prevent bieber and niki minaj from ever existing by fooling their would-be dads into a vasectomy
4.kill the as$wipe indian who promoted yoga
5.prevent EA games from becoming successful by fooling its founder to invent and sell environmental friendly, solar powered dildos instead.
 

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If I was a billionaire and money wasn't a concern, I'd join the free masons, and earn myself up to a 33rd degree or as much as I could. I'd then donate some food and vaccines to some poor 3rd world niggas, get them bastards sterilized, lol. :crackup:


Nah, for real, I'd fund an organization that destroys family structure and teaches homosexuality and feminism!


Beach mother fakka! It's my duty as a rich man to be a Mr. Save a World! Yea from overpopulation, too many of you damn it.
 

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I'd open up a stripper academy in every major world city. Tuition would be free, and every girl that graduated would get a free boob job.

I'd also open up at least ten strip clubs in every major city. I'd pay the strippers in "stripper dollars," and would only accept "stripper dollars" for drinks, lap dances and extras.

I'd, of course, take in dollars in exchange for "stripper dollars."

On each "stripper dollar" would be a pic of a big breasted beauty taking a money shot to the face.

Of course, this would be a way to covertly insert a new fiat currency into the global economy, thereby crashing everything.

Soon my stripper empire would rule the world, and the bankers and global elite would bow down before my loyal army of top heavy hunnies.
 

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What's the point? Not many in this world left worth helping. And when you do try and help them, they hate you for it.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Ok, if for real.


There is this old man, named Ibadulaev, he created the Ibadulaev cycle engine. Without going into details, the working prototype has high compression, runs on regular pump gas, and has much higher efficiency than a regular 4 cycle engine. For example if a regular engine gets 10 liters per 100 km, his engine gets 3 liters per 100 km, and a lot more power at that.

http://www.ibadullaev.ru/


So I'd invest money into him, without any expectation of profit. I'd make his product the standard for automotive industry.
 

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backseat need to be banned, this dude is weird, being racist out of nowhere, some black dude must have took the woman he was stalking or something.

Mods,pleasde ban this dude for real.
 

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Fatal Jay said:
backseat ..... being racist


Ok, now as a man you must answer for your words. Because in this world you have nothing but your words and your balls. Can you give examples of quotes of where I am being racist?


I think you can't. But I'll give you the benefit of a doubt and wait for your response.



P.S. In my part of the world we'll take a ride with you to a secluded place and ask you why you said what you said and give some examples. Then we'd check if what you say was true. And if you lied, things could end up bad for you. I'd take money from you, but some other dude might get you killed. It's like that, Tony Montana is a just a nice romanticized movie star, reality is much more extreme.
 

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Im going to make sure you and your homo friend on here get banned, so say what you need to say now, this is a time to advance in life and advance other on this site who need help, you bringing up race shows how inferior you feel toward the black race. If you continue to bring up race, it shows it is something you think about constant. Which means you have no life, if some black man with a bigger penis took your girl, then that doesn't mean to blame the whole race.

Maybe you should find a woman who likes men with small ones. Or you should start dating men since you already act like a woman.
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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I would tell you to go fap, but you would have to go find your tweezers. For now on I'm done speaking and responding to you, I'm going to let you be your own downfall on here and the real world.
 
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