What would you do if you won the lottery?

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A big amount like 100 million plus.

Me personally I would keep it a secret.

I'd buy or start my own company and give myself a job as "manager" as a cover.

Then I'd buy a nice but not ridiculous house and get friends in as flatmates and say I was just renting.

I'd take luxury trips and stuff on the sly.

Basically nobody would know until/if it came time to start a family because if word got out I'd never be able to trust anyone was with me for the right reasons again
 

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100,000 + acres in Montana...
 
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1. Pay off debts
2. 10% to family/charity
3. Take a 4-month long world cruise or backpack every safe country in the world for a year
4. Invest (even with the bulk of your money in safe & conservative investments like a savings account, at a petty 1% APY you could earn $80,000 a month in new money)
5. Open my own youth hostel on a beach somewhere and make a fortune while banging the young girls that pass through

I wouldn't even need 100 mil. Hell, I'd never have to work again on 5 million. At 2% APY, you'd earn $100,000 a year in new money without ever touching the principal.
 

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A big amount like 100 million plus.
- Well, expect about 35% of it to go to taxes give or take, right? So that would leave $65 million left.

- $5 million would go to close family members and non profit related causes.

- The remaining $60 million would go into 300 banks/credit unions for Long Term CDs (5 years or more) paying about 2.5% which is $1.5 million a year in interest. $1.3 million of that interest would be rolled back into the CDs to compound, and I would leave out $200,000 a year to live on.
 

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. Hell, I'd never have to work again on 5 million. At 2% APY, you'd earn $100,000 a year in new money without ever touching the principal.
I would just need $1 million.

- Put $500,000 in Muni Bond Ladders averaging about 3.5% per year
- Put $500,000 in Long Term CDs averaging about 2.5% per year

That's $30,000 every year which is "higher" than my entire annual personal expenses amount right now. Taxes would be minimal.
 
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I would just need $1 million.

- Put $500,000 in Muni Bond Ladders averaging about 3.5% per year
- Put $500,000 in Long Term CDs averaging about 2.5% per year

That's $30,000 every year which is "higher" than my entire annual personal expenses amount right now. Taxes would be minimal.
In my retirement thread on the finance forum I talked about how I thought I could retire on 2 million while relying only on savings account. I'll go over it again here. Yes, bonds and CD's have traditionally offered a better APY than savings account, but your money is locked away for years. Imagine if you were returning slightly less than a CD but had your portfolio RIGHT THERE in a savings account to do what you please? Maybe you prefer to earn 30% more and lock your money away, but I'm a convenience guy. I rent a "Corporate style" apartment where all my bills are covered in one payment. I like simplicity.

Fortunately, savings accounts have begun to make a small comeback, it's just that most people don't know it. I'd say that 95% of people are investing in Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo and the other major banks, which are paying 0.01% interest. Anyone with 10 grand or more put away is leaving a LOT of money on the table per year banking at these places. Online-only savings account are averaging over 1% now because of the lower costs associated with fewer employees and no brick and mortar upkeep. I banked at one called Everbank which was returning 1.62% for a while (they eventually lower it without warning) up to $500,000. Some others offer 3% or 5% up to a certain balance (usually low - like $15,000) if you meet qualifiers like using Bill Pay and using your account 12 times per month. But ignore these and just go back to fixed rates.

So lets say you had 2 million. You are FDIC insured up to $250,000 per account. You'd need 8 savings accounts divided up equally and every penny you own would be fully insured. Let's say each bank was offered what Everbank was, which was 1.62% and they pay out monthly.

2,000,000 x 0.0162% = $32,400 a year in new money, paid out the last business day of every month.
That's $2,700 a month paid out across your 8 accounts. I said my monthly expenses total $1,350 plus food and gas. On $2 mil, with my current life style, I'd never work a day for 9-5 corporate job again. I'd work on my own projects because I'm not big on "Retirement", aka doing nothing, but I'd never HAVE TO work for SOMEONE ELSE ever again.

Sure those interest rates don't last. They are often promotional rates and the banks pull the rug without warning, but with all the free time you'd have your full time job would be to go on the dirt sheets websites and scout all the new promotions to keep up that APY. Not a bad way to make a living...
 

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After you win the lottery, your expenses will go way up so that $30,000 or whatever you're earning from interest will amount to nothing.

If you buy a house for cash you'll have lots of expenses and property tax. You'll need to hire a CPA and an estate planning attorney, not to mention an investment advisor.

I'd expect it to be about $50,000,000 after taxes. I'll live it up for sure.
 
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After you win the lottery, your expenses will go way up so that $30,000 or whatever you're earning from interest will amount to nothing.

If you buy a house for cash you'll have lots of expenses and property tax. You'll need to hire a CPA and an estate planning attorney, not to mention an investment advisor.

I'd expect it to be about $50,000,000 after taxes. I'll live it up for sure.
Call me stupid, but with $2m I might just rent a condo on the beach for the rest of my life for 2k a month. I'd try to keep my life simple so that my taxes and responsibilites didn't go way up, I'd do everything I could to pretend I didn't have that principal and live on the $30,000 a year it produced. Even if I overspent to the tune of $50,000 a year, it would take me 50 years to lose even half the money. By then I'd be 80 years old..and still a millionaire.

I know I'd be a fool not to invest in real estate, but $2m that doesn't get you that far in real estate anyway. I don't need the glitz and the glam. Sure I'd travel a lot. I'd own a quality place by the beach. I'd drive a $40,000 car, but I wouldn't go crazy like these athletes dropping 100k a night in the club and being broke 10 years after retirement.

It's not always about always accruing more, in my opinion. There are some people who want to get to a magical number in their head, so they can finally STOP chasing and have the ultimate freedom. A velvet rope in their sky where they no longer work for money, but their money works for them. Everyone's number is different but I think I'm free on 2 mil. On 3 million, I would definitely never work a day again in my life.
 

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If I was a liberal, after taxes I would give it all to illegal immigrants in the US, spread out evenly and fairly of course.
But I'm not rich yet or liberal and can't spend other people's $$. Or is this just another fantasy thread not based in reality? Hard to tell sometimes
 
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Call me stupid, but with $2m I might just rent a condo on the beach for the rest of my life for 2k a month. I'd try to keep my life simple so that my taxes and responsibilites didn't go way up, I'd do everything I could to pretend I didn't have that principal and live on the $30,000 a year it produced. Even if I overspent to the tune of $50,000 a year, it would take me 50 years to lose even half the money. By then I'd be 80 years old..and still a millionaire.

I know I'd be a fool not to invest in real estate, but $2m that doesn't get you that far in real estate anyway. I don't need the glitz and the glam. Sure I'd travel a lot. I'd own a quality place by the beach. I'd drive a $40,000 car, but I wouldn't go crazy like these athletes dropping 100k a night in the club and being broke 10 years after retirement.

It's not always about always accruing more, in my opinion. There are some people who want to get to a magical number in their head, so they can finally STOP chasing and have the ultimate freedom. A velvet rope in their sky where they no longer work for money, but their money works for them. Everyone's number is different but I think I'm free on 2 mil. On 3 million, I would definitely never work a day again in my life.
I'd pay off my house, which means the remainder of my expenses would come to about $1,300 a month including the $400 I'd put aside for taxes on the house...meaning I could easily live off $30,000 a year in interest with a lot of room to spare...I'd finish my computer science degree and spend a lot of time working on my game, among traveling and doing whatever else I felt like that day. It would be a mostly stress free life.
 

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Help my dad out and pay off all his expenses, give hima couple million, use the rest for myself and my own affairs and goals, that of which is a secret. Then go back to school, study and do what I have to do (or maybe do school while I am focusing on my goals as well. Meet some woman along the way while in graduate school perhaps and live happily ever after.

Not that simple, but that's the gist of it. I still want to work and do something in my life.
 

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I would quit my 8-5 job and persue my semi-professional hobby full time.
 

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First, I'd offer $1 million to the ex to sign my kid over permanently. She would take it in a heartbeat.

Next, I'd move closer to my brother. I'd buy a piece of property out there and user another $1 million to build a large self-sustainable home.

After that, I'd invest most of the rest and live off the earnings. I would then have the opportunity to home-school my kid and pursue hobbies full time. I would also hire a maid to clean up after me.

To me, the meaning of life is to maximize my free time so I can do whatever I want. The more I can maximize it, the better my life is.
 

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Quit working and hire tutors & travel with my kids while they are not yet grown.

After they are grown,

Fund higher education & trusts for them.

Hire a maid, a gardener & a masseuse

Pursue creative endeavors & mentor others.

Endow the family foundation & my son's school.

Enjoy life more.
 

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Courtesy of "Office Space".

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? What would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
 

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I would buy a new but t. Mine has a crack in it.....
 

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It's a tough question. On one hand, being "girl-hungry", and having that much money, would make it seem that it's possible to have more access to women than I have now since it would seem that I could just buy my way through life rather than suffer without stuff. That would mean travelling to different countries to meet women in romance tours, and that would probably give my inner game a boost since I'm too much on the ground as it is right now that I don't care about having any woman any more than paying bills.

Then I'd have money to hire the exorcist Bob Larson if I catch demons from any women that comes from any type of lifestyle attached to that amount of money, (have a documented case where this actually did happen before which is why I should be scared of certain types of women) and then take his Deliverance school and learn to be a good exorcist and then cast demons out of other people, as Jesus did. Give to places that evangelize and helps people throughout the world, and go on a mission trip myself. Therefore, less money, don't have to worry of any of that, just pay bills to stay afloat.
I don't play the lottery.
 

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Make more money. If I was independently wealthy I'd day trade. Once you have that type of capital it's easy to turn it into a lot more money and quickly. Of course, I'd help people out but much easier to help when you have obscene wealth. While 50 million is big amount of coin it's only rich not wealthy.
 
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