Greasy Pig
Master Don Juan
"Cheerful Charlie" comes to work and says good morning to the woman and all the c0cks who are making his life hell.
But he doesn't engage in conversation, just keeps walking.
It shows you're not afraid and that you're above their petty games. It's easy to bigger than small people.
Just be a nonchalant, happy, helpful work colleague. But don't engage. Just say hello and keep moving.
If they try to talk to you, humour them for 1 minute max and then make an excuse to leave.
You want to show them you're not scared or butthurt. You want to give off an air of confident aloofness without getting bogged down in drama.
The chick I used this routine on was fvcking my boss while leading me on BIG TIME. He was too by encouraging me to pursue her while the whole time he was screwing her.
You think your situation is awkward? This fvcking sucked.
But I always made a point of saying good morning to her and him. If they contacted me about work stuff, I'd help them like a professional should.
If they tried to chat about nothing, I'd listen for a while and then make an excuse to end the convo.
If they emailed me about anything non-work related, I'd either ignore it or give a closed reply (ie: making it clear the I didn't want the messages to continue).
But six months later, I got a new job and on my last night in town, this ho asked if she could help me pack. I reluctantly agreed because I wanted to see if she was DTF. She was, I pounded the shyt out of her and left the next day.
Perfect.
But he doesn't engage in conversation, just keeps walking.
It shows you're not afraid and that you're above their petty games. It's easy to bigger than small people.
Just be a nonchalant, happy, helpful work colleague. But don't engage. Just say hello and keep moving.
If they try to talk to you, humour them for 1 minute max and then make an excuse to leave.
You want to show them you're not scared or butthurt. You want to give off an air of confident aloofness without getting bogged down in drama.
The chick I used this routine on was fvcking my boss while leading me on BIG TIME. He was too by encouraging me to pursue her while the whole time he was screwing her.
You think your situation is awkward? This fvcking sucked.
But I always made a point of saying good morning to her and him. If they contacted me about work stuff, I'd help them like a professional should.
If they tried to chat about nothing, I'd listen for a while and then make an excuse to end the convo.
If they emailed me about anything non-work related, I'd either ignore it or give a closed reply (ie: making it clear the I didn't want the messages to continue).
But six months later, I got a new job and on my last night in town, this ho asked if she could help me pack. I reluctantly agreed because I wanted to see if she was DTF. She was, I pounded the shyt out of her and left the next day.
Perfect.