Lol, the first time I tried was in a burning hot car outside of a tent I put up. I was in the backseat sweating like a pig from the excessive heater, really killed the mood along with my nervousness being my first time. I was like, "A little help here?" She looked at me and said nervously, "I don't know what to do." That really confused me because she had been with other guys before. That's when I realized it was hot, she agreed, so we moved to the tent.
The tent was freezing. Mission failed.
She said when we woke up the next morning I woke her up by humping her in my sleep (hahaha).
A funnier story is when I actually had COMPLETELY successful sex with this same girl. Meaning: I was huge, she was wet, we had intercourse.
We slept on the floor and when we woke up the next day she was going back to her parents. I was still asleep on the floor and she's leaving out the door saying bye to me and I wake up to belt out, "Like a virginnn touched for the very first time." Then went back to sleep. She laughed her ass off.
