What was your most meanest and funniest rejection

[jtrain 289]

lol thats pretty pimp you got with her best friend. bump

 

[Cash37]

I was at a football game and a woman told me she wasnt interested AND I was blocking her view of the players stretching. LMAO.

 

[The Juan and only]

nevermind

 

[theunflushables]

The funniest and probably meanest one I have used was "It's not me, it's you."

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Meanest..

HB: Let's break up.
Me: We were goin out? ...Well fine with me, Goodbye forever!

 

[Moofahsa]

I had a good time talking with this girl in one of my freshman basic classes.

She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.

So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final

She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"

I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"

haha


Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.

Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.

Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.

 

[Moofahsa]

I had a good time talking with this girl in one of my freshman basic classes.

She was bad ass really, attractive whitty, but had a boyfriend.

So I said "Well can I get your number?" at the end of our final

She said "my boyfriend gets jealous really easy, I don't think its a good idea"

I said, "Wait a minute your not a lesbian?"

haha


Oh man I was seeing this high school senior last year that had the most amazing body ever, but she never would let me get past second. Well she moves a few hundred miles to go hook up with her ex boyfriend or some stupid ****.

Basically she was breaking up with me even though there was no real relationship and if this guy she was going to move in with didn't work out she wanted to know if I would still be here for her. I was caught off guard and didn't have anything to answer with, she gave me a 10 minute political answer beating around the bush and I didn't quite process it at the time.

Well sure enough a month later she comes back to town and calls me wanting to go do something on Monday, I said "No, i got some stuff to do" well she says tuesday...I say the same thing...then when she gets to Friday she says "When aren't you busy?" I said "I'll always be too busy for you" and hung up. I ran into her a few times at gas stations and she always gives me that over done ass shaking struts walking to the door knowing I can't help but look. Oh well she smokes crank now so shes a lost cause.

 

[Bonhomme]

-(laugh uproariously) Wow, and I almost thought you were serious for a moment!
-What part of your crappy t-shirt makes you think I'd want to go out with you?
-Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
-I don't date men who refer to Star Trek: Next Generation as "STNG".
-Iie, non, nadda. I just said 'no' in three different languages.

And so often women complain about guys never approaching ...

found that saying "I have a boyfriend" wasn't the same thing as "no" in man-ese.

Only for the terminally clueless.

I've not had many mean ones, but that leads to my funniest. There was a gal who always greeted me rather affectionately when we'd run into each other. One time she evidently thought it too affectionate, and she mentioned "her boyfriend" who I knew she didn't have, so I mentioned my "girlfriend" who I knew she knew I didn't have.

 

[traffic]

It was 5th grade. I told a "friend" that I thought girl b was hot.

He went, like the little b1tch that he was, and told her.

She came up to me in the hallway, in front of everyone and screamed, "I would never go out with you."

I was bummed.

I heard she ended up marrying the loser cop in my town, so I guess karma's a b1tch to b1tches.

 

[Frenchconnection]

About a year ago (this is me coming out of a 4 LTR living gf) I was at this club and saw a group a girls (Asians and I'm Asian) at the bar and said to one of the girls
"Hey what's up, you girls look like you're having fun!" with a big grin on my face.

THen the Asian Biatch says to me "Yeah, we're having fun without you!" And I could tell she really enjoyed saying that, that f**ing wohre!

So I walked away kinda in shock, not by the rejection but by how dumb f**k and arrogant Asian girls can be!

And just last night, happened to start a small convo with a girl sitting next to me, very plain stuff till 2 minutes into it she decides to get up and walk to her friend.

Mind you I was just talking to her and not even trying to pick her up.

The worse thing wasn't that she just walked away, it was that my bud saw me get rejected.

 

[jtrain 289]

lol yea you know what i hate more than *****es that think you have to have a kind of image to get with them? Guys that try to start **** with you just because you act differently like them my highschool is full of them

 

[jtrain 289]

bump again

 

[smooth guy]

lol why are you so mean to these guys?

She enjoys feeling superior.

 

[jtrain 289]

haha

 

[Someone Much cooler]

I was uptown(spanish harlem) and i saw this bad bytch struttin along...she looked like pocahontas, anyways I walk up to her and start making general convo (i bet she was approched alot) and we walk for about a good 1.5 mins she gave me a few steel faced blank stares but generally ignored me. Now that I look back she might not have spoke english...

 

[Someone Much cooler]

oh yeah some of the lines that "a girl in a boy forum" listed came from various comedies...you gotta be more original baby girl.

 

[jtrain 289]

bump

 

[Alkali]

Never had a girl turn me down in a mean or rude way, but there was a scenario that was hilarious.

I was at a friend's party (inebriated.) So I'm walking to the bathroom and this really cute Asian girl bumps into me while leaving the hallway.

I say, in my stupor, "Hey hotstuff, want to get to know each other?" with a wink...

Well she laughs, so I touch her shoulder. About this time someone's hand touches my shoulder.

Wouldn't you know it, it was my friend's (not the host) new girlfriend! It was pretty funny.

He held it over my head for awhile, he knew I was jealous lol.

(I just said he was lucky I was drunk or she'd be studying chemistry ALL day long (inside joke between us lol, but you get the drift...)

 

[Last Man Standing]

Bump

 

[Last Man Standing]

In College a girl told me that her dad told her to never date a Puerto Rican!! He said that he knows they we want only one thing from a girl ...................... for her to cook and clean our house!