Originally posted by AFK Protector wtf man. First you say you're a "biker" .. . . . . now you got a car. WTFux MAN!! W HAT THE FVCK!!!
lol.
As to your question, I'm asian too.
So prepare for a fellow asian flame. (i'm concise don't worry)
READ THE FVCKING BIBLE (again).
Dude, calling each other cvnts is NOT C&F. That's R&G (retarded and gay). She might think it's funny cuz she's a dumbass too. Anyways, C&F is like:
her: hey what're you doing today?
me: well, you know...the usual. hanging out with the ladies.
her: what?! haha sure.
me: see...comments like that. that's points off for you. get to the back of the line.
her: ooh, how do I get points?
me: ::turns this shat sexual!::
you're just insulting each other and laughing like crazyaznbiker wannabes! :
her: hey
you: cvnt! hahaha
her: condom! hahaha
you: hahah so what!!
her: reused condom!! haha
you: .... wait... amin..OMFG THAT WAS C&F YEAH!!!
ok man. seirously. reread teh bible. neghits are easier than C&F cuz we once were all insecure with women and it's easier to attack them cuz that's what neg hit basically is. C&F is attempted by all...accomplished by few (like me. thank you thank you.)
I probably wouldn't have fvcked her friend to make her jealous it's going a bit too far. I think you've ruined it there. You should have just pashed the friend to make her jealous and that would make her guess if anything else was going on. If you want her as an LTR she'll never trust you now so she won't go for it purely because of the friend you fvcked.
Ok i asked her this online... but it was because she was grounded...
I was baking my balls off on mushrooms and i called her and called her by the wrong name or something idk i dont' even remember...
But she IMed me this morning and we talked about random stuff and she keeps playing around with me and i tell her she has strikes....
I told her she's on strike 3 and she has 7 innings left...
Anyways later on that night after i got to my friends house we started talking online again and this is what i asked...
Me: Hey would you be down to chill just you and me sometime.
Her: idk..
Me: well yes or no i'm about to go get some gum from the liquor store before my friends bite their tongues off because they're on a lot of ecstacy right now.
Her: Idk when you were on GHB you said you killed people or something (I was really really ****ed up that day and i was just saying a bunch of random bull****)
Me: yes or no
Her: Go the liquor store!!
Me: Give me an answer ****!!!
Me: Let's go pick up my friend from the airport you can tag along and we'll get some food or something.
Her: You'll probably rape me in the middle of the parking lot of a hotel wont you!!!
Her: YOU'RE TO CHEAP TO BUY THE HOTEL YOU'LL JUST ****ING RAPE ME IN THE PARKING LOT WONT YOU CHEAPASS!!! (She always plays around like that she's really funny)
Me: hahaha.. well, i need to go so give me an answer yes or no..
Her: I might be grounded that day.
Me: ....
Me: Some other time then
Me: Well?
Her: As long as your'e not on roofies. (GHB)
Me: haha don't worry about it.
Me: Let me know when you're not grounded k?
Me: I'm going to go to the liquor store now because my friends are tripping ****ing balls.
Her: bye.
She kept saying IDK and all the ******** for leave me alone but at the end she agreed to it. It was online so i'm not sure if she was serious or not or if she was just trying to get rid of me...
I've been going out with her for like 1 and a half months now, i ****ed her twice and we have a great relationship and we hang out everyday and if i don't see her for like half a day she'll say she misses me a lot and it seems like i've been gone for a while.
Don't ask how i did it cuz i really don't know but i'm not complaining...
Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.
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