Depends on the woman and your relationship with her. Some replies could be:
"If I had an opinion about that, it shouldn't matter."
"I don't know, what do you think?"
"I'm no good at that stuff, you shouldn't ask me."
"Why are you asking?"
The fact is that women ask this whenever they are feeling insecure and they want acceptance. It could be beneficial for you to answer affirmatively if you're sarging her but don't be surprised what will happen if she's genuinely insecure.
********.. a woman isn't actually asking if she is fat. she knows she is fat. What she is asking is, is she still attractive enough to fvck. By you saying No, she assumes she is.
"I'm glad you bought up the 300 pound elephant in the room, but yeah babe... you need to put the donuts down"
Woo! Myriad by Python felt my thread was good enough for his first post, oh yeah, I'm good!
Thanks backbreaker, I knew she was fat and I didn't feel like playing along since I was working. I still felt shy when she slapped me, but I know her family, and her little bro is my little bros pal. Maybe next time I should just tell her yes? She's not ****able to me.
YES......back in the day women would test men by saying Do these jeans make my ass look big.........the answer is yes. The truth hurts but it puts you in the drivers seat.
VERBAL AKIDO SOLUTIONS:
1) OH I THOUGHT U MEANT PHAT (pretty, hot and tempting)
2) JUST MORE OF YOU TO ADORE BABY
3) YOU'RE NOT FAT, YOU JUST GOT CURVES
4) WELL YOU'RE NOT ROSIE FAT, i mean Goodyear is not written anywhere on your body.
5) UMMM YOU JUST NEED SOME TONING UP A BIT
6) NO .........BUT THEN AGAIN I AM NOT WEARING MY CONTACTS
7) WELL LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, NICOLE RICHIE THINKS SHE IS FAT SOMETIMES, TO THE REST OF THE WORLD SHE IS A STICK.
8) NO OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT FAT....ITS THE REST OF THE PLANET THATS SLIM.
OR YOU COULD DO THE OLD SHOVE A TWIX CANDY BAR IN YOUR MOUTH
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