What to do when a girl talks up her boyfriend?

[cali4nialove]

So I was talking in a group of friends today and this girl I always talk to, half friendzoned, tells me, "My boyfriend is taller than you hahaha" and "My boyfriend is bigger than you"

I know she said it in a somehow jokingly way but I would like to know what a good witty reply would be in that situation cus I didnt know what to say.

 

[zinc4]

no such thing as half friend zoned....i would ignore her and treat her like a child...what an idiot she sounds like...you could also laugh and say yeah, but your BF has to date you and i don't...

 

[cali4nialove]

no such thing as half friend zoned....i would ignore her and treat her like a child...what an idiot she sounds like...you could also laugh and say yeah, but your BF has to date you and i don't...

See these are the kind of replies I never think of. How do I get good at making up quick witty answers?

Also treat her like a kid how? Just never take her seriously?

Yea she can be a lil *****. When I try to flirt with her and stuff she always acts like she has no interest in me (Shes a 9.99 tho :cuss: ) but as soon as she finds out I went partying, hooked up with girls, or a girl likes me, she gets all defensive and tells me its not good to be a manwhor*e.

 

[zinc4]

See these are the kind of replies I never think of. How do I get good at making up quick witty answers?

Also treat her like a kid how? Just never take her seriously?

Yea she can be a lil *****. When I try to flirt with her and stuff she always acts like she has no interest in me (Shes a 9.99 tho :cuss: ) but as soon as she finds out I went partying, hooked up with girls, or a girl likes me, she gets all defensive and tells me its not good to be a manwhor*e.

IMO don't flirt with taken girls...i only do it if the girl is basically begging to cheat on the guy..but other than that is is just not a good practice for a number of reasons...and looks desperate.

Yeah, never take her seriously and laugh at her when she says something stupid like it's an inside joke about her and when she says why are you laughing...just roll your eyes and say nothing it's over your head or something like that...

Also about the man*****...be proud of it..never act embarrassed because of what she thinks...you could say better to be a man***** than be a man slave stuck with some crazy broad like yourself...why would i ever tie myself down for one woman when there are so many to go around?

I am guessing you are pretty young.....nothing wrong with being a man ***** in your younger days.

 

[twentee]

I'd tell that the badassest man of all time, Bruce Lee, was a LITTLE guy.

 

[cali4nialove]

IMO don't flirt with taken girls...i only do it if the girl is basically begging to cheat on the guy..but other than that is is just not a good practice for a number of reasons...and looks desperate.

Yeah, never take her seriously and laugh at her when she says something stupid like it's an inside joke about her and when she says why are you laughing...just roll your eyes and say nothing it's over your head or something like that...

Also about the man*****...be proud of it..never act embarrassed because of what she thinks...you could say better to be a man***** than be a man slave stuck with some crazy broad like yourself...why would i ever tie myself down for one woman when there are so many to go around?

I am guessing you are pretty young.....nothing wrong with being a man ***** in your younger days.

Thanks man. Actually I'm really not a manwhor*. I want to be because Im pretty young, but I have a hard time setting up dates because my parents are literally insane about chicks, so I have to live a secret life. But for some reason, many people get the perception that Im a man***** because of my personality at school.

Also, I have a hard time not being a ***** and making a move on a girl, which is why Im here. But I've been improving rapidly over the past few months

 

[cali4nialove]

KILLER

Haha I need to get stuff like that come to me naturally.