What to do when a girl asks "how big is your **ck"?

[Long Duck Dong]

"Well, I ain't king kong but, roll with his nephew donkey."

 

[Play the Game]

Well depends on the situation... we don't know the whole story.
I'd imagine her looking at me with a "well are u going to whip it out or not" look. lol

BTW great quote you got in your signature.

 

[Obsidian]

The first one is something Juggler talks a lot about, disqualifying....apparantly its good cos only ppl who are really secure and self confident take the piss outa themseles, cos they don't need to impress anyone, rockstars are th example he uses.

This guy really killed my thunder. I was gonna post about disqualifying.

There's a good article about it here:

http://www.directnaturalgame.com/index.php?news=4

 

[Kev07]

"not big enough to brag about"

 

[Calypzo]

No chick has asked me this question, but if I were asked, I'd probably say:

"See for yourself" With a smirk on my face.

 

[DJDamage]

"If you be nice I will let you hold it so you can get a good idea"

 

[Tha Realnezz]

i tell them 8 but i'm like seven inches...

 

[Trapper]

I'd say " baby this is not the question, the question is how much you can take in"

 

[Bonez]

I'd say " baby this is not the question, the question is how much you can take in"

I wish I used that line!

 

[Trapper]

Bonez say it with a confident (seductive) way with a nice smile.. it works really..

keep it up..

 

[Bonez]

I said "I'd rip you open" in a confident seductive way and I killed it.

Thanks for the line, now I just have to think of a way to break it to her so she can brag to her friends and lie to them about sleeping with me. My plan this year is to give every girls there a reason to lie about sleepin with me.

 

[Create Reality]

I make her sing the "Do your balls hang low" song to me. Then I will respond.

 

[Scorched]

I'd say...

Only hoes care about **** size...

PERIOD, and its the damn truth...

 

[Randallpink83]

um..guess I should of mentioned I was female..

I'm just curious... How many times have you been hit on already on this site???

Its like a lamb in a lions den :trouble:

 

[Randallpink83]

...I was wondering whats the worst thing you could say in this sense.

GIRL: "How big is your ****?"

ME: "Not sure, but my dogs ass likes it!"

:cheer:

 

[Vypros]

Her: How big is your ****?
Response: How tight is your vagina?

or

Her: How big is your ****?
Response 2: How big do you want it to be?

 

[bigjohnson]

Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".

 

[Ironwill]

More then you can handle.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

Tell her "Open your mouth and shut your eyes".

then when she does, turn around and talk to another girl :rockon:



my personal response is "3 inches... from the floor"

 

[Vulpine]

"I'll tell you, if you answer my questions first: How loose are you, deep are you, how long are your meat-flaps, do you shave, do you smell, and how wet do you get?"

or:

"Doesn't matter: I don't date women that go around asking guys how big their penises are."

or:

Hold up one hand with the index finger out and the thumb making a right angle... almost like you're indicating a size... but then hold the "L" up against her forehead and start laughing in her face because she's a loser.


One thing I learned from customer service: under promise, over deliver. I sometimes tell women I masturbate with an "elbow maccaroni noodle... uncooked."