What to answer to "are you having sex with someone?"

[ulex76]

If a lady friend (I'm interested in her) is doing to ask me this "are you having sex with someone?", what should a DJ answer?

(actually I'm not having sex)

Thanks
Ulex

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Thanks for the offer, you're cute but we've just met

 

[ulex76]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Thanks for the offer, you're cute but we've just met

That is a good line, for a recent girl. But we know each other from some time.

 

[squirrels]

What's the context of the question? Just out of the blue?

 

[Chewy Bagel]

I never kiss and tell.

 

[ulex76]

Originally posted by Chewy Bagel
I never kiss and tell.

I see, the best thing is to keep the mistery.

Last time we chat we talked about sex, how each other see sex, etc... I want to be prepared to answer that question, if it arises.

 

[squirrels]

You know, sitting around with a woman and talking about our philosophical roles and beliefs about sex kind of kills any fun that comes from it.

I'd probably tell a girl that too, if it came to that. I hate those dipsh!t questions like, "What's you're take on relationships?"

Essentially, if a girl asks you something like that, it's just a way of letting you know she's interest in SOMETHING, but she's afraid of being misinterpreted as being too easy/whatever, so she makes it sound like 20 questions. You don't have to play.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

"Are you having sex with someone?"

Is it lunch time?

Please, the line will start to my left in an hour....

I don't have sex, I make love....

No, but give me a second to take off my pants....

I dunno, how much cash you got?

Look at me, what do you think?


....just a few off the top of my head.

 

[ulex76]

Thanks guys, I've learned the lesson.

Ulex

 

[learningtopimp]

Those were some good lines InLaws. I loved the one about "The Line Starts In an hour."

 

[Slickster]

Kind of suck your gut in and pull the waist band of your pants out and look down at your d!ck and say "No, not at the moment"

Or

"Of course I am. I'm always having sex with someone. That's why I'm here with you. I need a break from time to time."


The funny comments are a great way to dodge the question especially if you are screwing someone else.

Squirrels brings up a good point though. Having these types of discussions with a chick kills all the sexual tension that may be building.

 

[Walden]

"No I'm on an excercycle" and then hang up the phone.

 

[Big Pappy]

"When we start having sex, would you want me to tell?"

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

Not at this moment, but I might be able to pencil you in...

InLaws...you are a pimp...

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by ulex76
That is a good line, for a recent girl. But we know each other from some time.

Alright, how about;
"Why do you ask?"

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Originally posted by Chewy Bagel
I never kiss and tell.

I use that line all the time. It's doubly good because you avoid the question and show her you aren't a sleazy jerk who will tell all your friends that you nailed a chick (even if you have done it before ).

 

[TooColdUlrick]

how about a simple, "that's none of your business, sweetie".

plainly, coldly, and matter of factly. i mean, is it any of her biz at this point?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
how about a simple, "that's none of your business, sweetie".

plainly, coldly, and matter of factly. i mean, is it any of her biz at this point?

True, you could alienate her that way or you be curious about why she is asking. Most women would expect a guy to either get pissed off or be taken off gaurd. They aren't use to a guy calling her on it by asking her to explain herself.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
True, you could alienate her that way or you be curious about why she is asking. Most women would expect a guy to either get pissed off or be taken off gaurd. They aren't use to a guy calling her on it by asking her to explain herself.

plus, she'll remember your response the next time she thinks about asking this personal question to someone else. sh!t, this is worse than asking how much money you make.

ulex76, you owe it to all of the other DJs who want to bang her in the future. check her on this. i don't think it would alienate her in a bad way at all. if it does, then who cares.

a serious and probing, but honest question deserves an equally serious and honest answer. it's none of your business. just say it DJish. if you know it's coming, practice it.

if you're uncertain about it, just tweak it in the form of a question right back at her.... "is that any of your business, sweetie?" (yes, throw the sweetie in, so as to deflect any possible hostility, but DO NOT smile). she will respond with a NO, then she'll be left wondering (good). if she responds with a YES, then she probably wants to fvck you or has been thinking about it (better). now YOU do the probing into this matter and establish the fact that she wants to fvck you. this, you would do with a devlish smile, however.

by doing it this way, you're basically throwing it right back at her and forcing a yes or no answer out of her as to why it's any of her business. HA!

that's what i would do. btw, i would LOVE IT if i were asked this question. good opportunity to throw a monkey wrench in her pea brained scam and elevate the sexual tension quite a bit (better still).

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

Sorry Ulrich, D'Anconia's got you on this one.

Remember, you have to cultivate warmth if you are to cultivate rapport. If you want to kill any fun and frivolous flirting which might already be taking place...go ahead and say it with a straight face. It'll be like dropping an iceberg in a jacuzzi. No matter how Hot the jaccuzi was, everything'll turn to ice in a matter of seconds...and also destroy a perfectly good jaccuzi.

If you're going to say anything of the sort, you have to say it with a roguish smile and a glimmer in your eye. You can get away with almost anything that way proving once again that it's not what you say, but rather, how you say it that counts.

-CyranoDeBergerac