What the hell does this mean!?

[Amazing]

So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

S**t test, bro.

What she really wanted was a bouquet of flowers and some good conversation.

Thank god you couldn't get an erection. Now you still have a chance to salvage.

 

[peer]

Your only cure is puahate.com.

 

[Don Wha]

april 1st. Get with the program.

 

[Amazing]

april 1st. Get with the program.

you mean she DIDNT WANT ME TO PUT IT IN?


omfg, so confusing, is there like a book or a dvd series I can just buy for $900 to get this stuff?

 

[starplayer]

Yeah this is a common sh!t test. If you freeze or walk away, you fail. If you do as she says, you fail.

The only way to pass is PIITB.

NEXT!
Read the Dj bible.
Hit the gym.

 

[Mantis Toboggan]

The only way to pass is PIITB.

Put it in the butt?

 

[Adonis PUA Trainer]

So I was at this girl's place today, and she is like "Wanna see my room?"

I was like, sh!t test..? So I said, "Depends"

and she gave me this look and coy smile.

and then said "Here let me show you"

and took me by hand and led me in.

And then she laid on bed, she started undressing, i was just standing there.

and then she got all naked, spread her legs, and said:

"Go on, put it in"

I just froze.

What the hell is she talking about? Was it a sh!t test? What was the right way to play it? Experienced DJ's please help!

:rockon:

Lol definitely a sh!t test bro. Only way to pass would of been to trash her room and did one of these :rockon: as you walked out the room

 

[B. Fierce]

Put it in the butt?

Exactly. Throw her a curveball.

Remember that unpredictability will keep her coming back for more!!

 

[Amazing]

Well what I did is, I kinda froze, then suddenly said "hey what's that there" and when she looked I stormed out of her room grabbing an expensive trinket on my way out.

anyone want an itouch for $100?

 

[YourPrettyWenImDrunk]

sold!

if a girl asked me to 'put it in' i'd panic punch her in the face and start crying in the fetal position.

so you handled it better than me

 

[nismo-4]

It was a sh*t test and an April Fools joke all in one. Obeying and wussying out is a loss. Throw HER for a loop FTW!

 

[Amazing]

So hey guys, I got this text today, it says:

"I am pregnant and you are the father"


what do I do? I mean we only kissed, but I guess she says she liked me so much it got her pregnant. And she needs $500 by Tuesday from me to pay rent and buy stuff for the future kid.

 

[DonJuanit0]

I'll cry!! AHHAHAHAhahahahahaahHAHAAHhAah

Are you for real man?

 

[Biggie]

Stop trolling you faggot. No one likes you.

 

[Ice882]

Stop trolling you faggot. No one likes you.

GRRRRRRR do you mosh at shows bro?

 

[Amazing]

Stop trolling you faggot. No one likes you.

hey it's that fat 15 year old b!tch we've all met at parties before.

 

[Amazing]

Bump

 

[n00bPimp]

Mods, please close and ban.