what should me and my girlfriend do on our 1 year anniversary of being together?

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

i need ideas poepel!

 

[Bluntmaster]

Give her a picture of her ex's big veiny johnson, since she thinks about it so much.

 

[Iceberg]

Look everybody. It's the troll with the weed-stealing, ex-boyfriend's underwear-wearing, girlfriend who still talks about her ex's penis.

Trolling internet message boards was fun when I was 12. If you happen to be older than 12, then perhaps it's time to take up a less geeky hobby. Like World of Warcraft or knitting.

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

why am i a troll i dont understand? i dont live under a bridge or eat babys

 

[maqnetik]

what you can afford?

 

[Alien]

What do you want to do? If you dont want to do anything ....because you dont give a sh!t about anniversarys ...then do nothing. ...you dont have to please her.

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

what you can afford?

I make $43,000 a year. So what would be reasonable?

 

[Paintballguy]

go out for a nice dinner?

 

[SandHawk]

Get a prostitute and have a threesome with her. You can't give her a better happy-1st-anniversary gift than that.

 

[P_Dawg_Jalapeno]

go out for a nice dinner?

we do that all the time

 

[Alle_Gory]

Some kind of ritual sacrifice to prove your devotion. Does she like lambs?

 

[comic_relief]

Some kind of ritual sacrifice to prove your devotion. Does she like lambs?

I'm more of a fan of sacrificing small children from the local orphanage

- comic_relief

 

[amoka]

I got the best BJ from my ex on our so called anniversary. Maybe you should get that too...

 

[comic_relief]

I got the best BJ from my ex on our so called anniversary. Maybe you should get that too...

When my ex was single, that is what happened to me too.

- comic_relief

 

[ENIGMA16]

Kill yourself. She'll love that.

 

[Chromeo]

dude you should propose! youve been together one year and you havent proposed yet!? what are you thinking. SHE IS WAITING!

oh btw your supposed to spend like 3 months pay on a ring.

 

[SweetDannyJ]

spin more plates!

No way! I was just gonna come in and say the exact same thing verbatim lol! :crackup:

Seems to be the standard advice these days on the boards. Hilarious!!!

 

[Bluntmaster]

She stole weed from him, and she told him she dreams about her ex's johnson.

We told him to dump her, and he is so p/ssy whipped he has ignored the warning. This guy will learn the hard way, IF she isn't already cheating on him.

And he wants to buy her a gift? Buy her NOTHING. That is the best advice.

What did she buy the OP? I have a guess... NOTHING.

 

[f283000]

dude you should propose! youve been together one year and you havent proposed yet!? what are you thinking. SHE IS WAITING!

oh btw your supposed to spend like 3 months pay on a ring.

What next? You going to tell him to jump of a bridge?? :cuss:

He came here for good advice not to have his life ruined!