What should I put as Tinder bio?

[RichardTheFrog]

This is mine currently. It probably sucks but I don't know what to put.

"Real estate investor. Specialize in residential remodels, but also have partial stake in a company that does multifamily rentals"

In fact, I'm 100% positive that it sucks.

 

[Glassguy]

That's terrible. Honestly.

I make no reference to owning my own businesses.

"Former D1 college athlete looking for someone who is active and likes to have fun. I'll buy the first drink if you can answer one simple question"

Matches ALWAYS message me and say "Hey I want my free drink....whats the question?"

I then say "whoa______, slow down . I have to make sure you qualify . What do you like doing for fun?"

Her: blah blah blah

Me: seems like you like to enjoy life and have fun. We might be a good match. Ready for your question?"

Her: yes

Me: Good. Text me at __________ for the question and don't take too long because I don't want someone answering before you get the chance

 

[RichardTheFrog]

That's terrible. Honestly.

I make no reference to owning my own businesses.

"Former D1 college athlete looking for someone who is active and likes to have fun. I'll buy the first drink if you can answer one simple question"

Matches ALWAYS message me and say "Hey I want my free drink....whats the question?"

I then say "whoa______, slow down . I have to make sure you qualify . What do you like doing for fun?"

Her: blah blah blah

Me: seems like you like to enjoy life and have fun. We might be a good match. Ready for your question?"

Her: yes

Me: Good. Text me at __________ for the question and don't take too long because I don't want someone answering before you get the chance

"Former D1 College Athlete" is your DHV.

What could mine be? That's what I was trying to do with the real estate thing.

I don't know what else I could put. I have things I'm proud of...

-Recovering from a spinal cord injury
-Spending 6 months living on the street sleeping behind dumpsters
-Getting through 4 years of incarceration well

...But I don't think any of that will attract them. I don't think my looks alone are enough to get lots of matches. Maybe if I dressed real nice but that's my only chance and that probably wouldn't get many.

Business owner?
Lie and tell them I'm a millionaire and rent a Lamborghini for a day to take a pic with?
Tell them about my bionic d1ck?

I have no idea.

 

[Pumpndump]

"Former D1 College Athlete" is your DHV.

What could mine be? That's what I was trying to do with the real estate thing.

I don't know what else I could put. I have things I'm proud of...

-Recovering from a spinal cord injury
-Spending 6 months living on the street sleeping behind dumpsters
-Getting through 4 years of incarceration well

...But I don't think any of that will attract them. I don't think my looks alone are enough to get lots of matches. Maybe if I dressed real nice but that's my only chance and that probably wouldn't get many.

Business owner?
Lie and tell them I'm a millionaire and rent a Lamborghini for a day to take a pic with?
Tell them about my bionic d1ck?

I have no idea.

Spent 6 months dozing behind dumpsters on the street, now dumpster diving online at home unable to sleep.

Spent 4 years incarcerated, now doing a life bid on tinder.

Recovered from a spinal cord injury, now swiping like a loon till I get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Be my tinder match and I'll be your out of control California wildfire.

You are athletic and <3 tinder... and I'm sporting bionic wood.

I'll steal all the chairs in your house so you have nowhere to sit on but my face.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Spent 6 months dozing behind dumpsters on the street, now dumpster diving online at home unable to sleep.

Spent 4 years incarcerated, now doing a life bid on tinder.

Recovered from a spinal cord injury, now swiping like a loon till I get carpal tunnel syndrome.

Be my tinder match and I'll be your out of control California wildfire.

You are athletic and <3 tinder... and I'm sporting bionic wood.

I'll steal all the chairs in your house so you have nowhere to sit on but my face.

I just copied and pasted that. Perhaps I should not mention the prison.

 

[marmel75]

Hmm..I think Beck might have some ideas for you...

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Hmm..I think Beck might have some ideas for you...

I'm cooler than you.

And tougher.

And richer.

 

[Glassguy]

Honestly dude you come across as having such a bitter, negative attitude. Not only about women but you get so quick to try and be tough and aggressive on here with posters.

If I am being brutally honest, I really dont think you flip houses. I also think that even if a chick digs your photos on OLD, 2 minutes into a convo with you and she is going ghost.

I dont have an answer to help you. Some guys just dont get laid. Not without paying for it (hookers) anyways. Maybe thats why you go back to trying to fvck prostitutes so often in your posts.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Honestly dude you come across as having such a bitter, negative attitude. Not only about women but you get so quick to try and be tough and aggressive on here with posters.

If I am being brutally honest, I really dont think you flip houses. I also think that even if a chick digs your photos on OLD, 2 minutes into a convo with you and she is going ghost.

I dont have an answer to help you. Some guys just dont get laid. Not without paying for it (hookers) anyways. Maybe thats why you go back to trying to fvck prostitutes so often in your posts.

So you're saying it's my personality.

That would make sense.

The problem with fixing that is that I don't know how to specifically identify what's wrong with it.

 

[guru1000]

So you're saying it's my personality.

That would make sense.

The problem with fixing that is that I don't know how to specifically identify what's wrong with it.

Richard, I believe in you.

When you're communicating with people, before you react, think how would a normal person with sophistication and class respond. Do this enough until you internalize this new "Richard" into your psyche, and then your communication will be natural and effective.

As for the bio, realize OLD success operates by the strength of your pics. An excellent bio can open more girls but those girls who are not attracted to you will just be wasting your time with ping/pong e-mails,and ghost you when you initiate a meet up.

Focus on taking stronger pics, not selfies, using different clothing styles, angles, positions, mannerisms, and facial expressions. Snap 100+ pics using a tripod or hire a professional photographer. Rate your best pics on photofeeler. Then post your highest rated photos on OLD.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Richard, I believe in you.

When you're communicating with people, before you react, think how would a normal person with sophistication and class respond. Do this enough until you internalize this new "Richard" into your psyche, and then your communication will be natural and effective.

As for the bio, realize OLD success operates by the strength of your pics. An excellent bio can open more girls but those girls who are not attracted to you will just be wasting your time with ping/pong e-mails,and ghost you when you initiate a meet up.

Focus on taking stronger pics, not selfies, using different clothing styles, angles, positions, mannerisms, and facial expressions. Snap 100+ pics using a tripod or hire a professional photographer. Rate your best pics on photofeeler. Then post your highest rated photos on OLD.

What kind of clothes should I buy? If you give me a list, I'll go get them. I already know you said Hugo Boss.

Only problem with that Photofeeler plan is it would cost too much to rate so many photos.

But even a strong OLD profile is just a prelude to actually meeting them, when they would judge me by my (*gulp) personality. And as much as I hate to buy a car just to impress chicks, I don't think a 1997 Ford Ranger with 150,000 miles and no a/c would cut it for the 9's and 10's. Maybe a nice BMW or Mercedes if I could afford it, which I can't right now.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Hmm..I think Beck might have some ideas for you...

I'm a loser for trying to make millions of dollars in real estate?

What do you do? Spend all day at the gym like a high school kid?

 

[casanova_goat]

Do women or anyone care about the Tinder bio? It's basically all pictures.

 

[Dingo]

I don't know what else I could put. I have things I'm proud of...

-Recovering from a spinal cord injury
-Spending 6 months living on the street sleeping behind dumpsters
-Getting through 4 years of incarceration well

That makes you sound like your a disabled homeless criminal....

Do a Search... there are tons of OLD profile and style advise....

But honestly... Like others have posted you got bigger problems to work out... I'd start with meditation... You need to learn to chill.

 

[RichardTheFrog]

That makes you sound like your a disabled homeless criminal....

Do a Search... there are tons of OLD profile and style advise....

But honestly... Like others have posted you got bigger problems to work out... I'd start with meditation... You need to learn to chill.

You're a doctor now too?

Everyone's a psychiatrist these days.

Medication for what exactly? What symptoms?

 

[Dingo]

You're a doctor now too?

Everyone's a psychiatrist these days.

Medication for what exactly? What symptoms?

Meditation not medication....

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Meditation not medication....

Oh!

Okay I take back my whole post. Good advice.

I'm still getting used to not getting attacked in every post.

 

[John Constantine]

Do women or anyone care about the Tinder bio? It's basically all pictures.

Yes they care, when you get a match it's the first thing they do.. They watch your pics and your bio. I've noticed an increase of around 50% in my tinder chat since I finally managed to get a good bio

 

[RichardTheFrog]

Yes they care, when you get a match it's the first thing they do.. They watch your pics and your bio. I've noticed an increase of around 50% in my tinder chat since I finally managed to get a good bio

What does your good bio say?

 

[John Constantine]

What does your good bio say?

it's in french but I can translate it for you

I live alone

I'm often told that I look like a latino

I'm a good cook

Owner of a car

Gym goer

I love my mom's and maybe your's too

This is pretty simple but there's some logistic behind it :: I live alone, very important so I they know I'm make enough money and that I'm mature enough to not live in my mothers basement

Chicks digs exotism so the latino line works wonder too. It's true thought people tell me that very often

I do cook good, It helps for the woman to initiate the first text.. Some of them are opening with : I like man that can cook
And it's helping me to invite them at my place to cook with them for the first date

Owner of a car, well it's more of a funny one actually, I really like this one

Gym goer so they know I'm in shape because I dont put any pictures of myself shirtless or flexing or wtv It turns them off

Last line is my favourite, chicks lovveee man that love their mom so I found a good way to make them know that I love my mom with a touch of humour