What should I get her for her birthday?

[Ice_Berg_1]

I'm in the early stages of dj'ing this chick, and her birthday has come up. Anybody have any suggestions of gift ideas?

 

[Alpine]

Give her a solid good fvckin from behind with a large root vegetable.

Now that's a suprise!

 

[RiceHapa888]

hahaha classic!
ok I will help. so by early stages how long? how far in are you? hitting home runs? fly balls, what?

 

[Ice_Berg_1]

Early stages meaning, not. too much action yet. I haven't really tried yet though, but I go in for kino whenever I can, and she's always open towards it. I know that by NOT putting heavy moves on her is working to my benefit. She can't figure out why, and I think she's starting to feel insecure, she even told me I'm the first guy who didn't try to nail her on the first date but at the same time she seems to be more into me.