Player_Supreme
Banned
I didn't read your post...but by judging the title let me say:
Grow some nutz!
Grow some nutz!
I wanted to add -- make sure that you are sitting in a big overszed chair that signifies and commands a grandeur status above your authority (especially if you are a small guy) - this will emphasize the seriousness of your threat!Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Hire some Puerto Ricans that have machetes and tell them to slice off the heads of your girlfriend and her bros and bring their heads to you. They won't bother you again!!!
Say "bring their heads to me" in a deep voice and as a king would say it - sitting in a chair with a stern yet sincere face and gazing straight ahead of you! Do this like yul brener in the movie the ten commandments!
AHHH I can't believe I'm reading this!!! Again like I said buy a baseball bat if you don't own one and bash there heads in. You should fear no man, for no man is better than you, it's as simple as that. Where does anyone come off threatening YOU? Have you no self respect, they are NO BETTER THAN YOU.Originally posted by BornWinner
Yes it's true I am chickensh|t.
If I ditch her and her bros come over and beat me up, what can I do? I have talked to some of my friends about it and they said it's best if I disappear for a long time. Because if I get beaten up. there's nothing I can do here, even a police report won't work because her bros told me that there aren't any witnesses to prove that they're the ones who beat me up. They would wait until I am out and ambushed me into an isolated area. :-(
Oh no......
Damn fitness guy -- are you puerto rican? I say use knives - they are a better force than a blunt object such as a bat and it feels differently to be sliced than pounded (no one likes their throat cut - hell i got hit over the head many times but, I hate blades on my skin (sensitive skin))- and machetes looks more menacing - to each his own. I say this is a job for RAMBO!!!Originally posted by FitnessGuy
AHHH I can't believe I'm reading this!!! Again like I said buy a baseball bat if you don't own one and bash there heads in. You should fear no man, for no man is better than you, it's as simple as that. Where does anyone come off threatening YOU? Have you no self respect, they are NO BETTER THAN YOU.
Do you have a spacebar key? On my keyboard its this long white wide key that allows for spaces between words. Or.maybe.your.computer.did.not.come.with.a.working.keyboard. In that case, I am sorry.Originally posted by white_hype
this.is.most.likely.a.bullsh1t.story.that.this.guy.made.up.for.attention
but.seriously.man.you.are.an.idiot
1-u.let.her.control.you.THEN.u.got.mad
2-.youre.afraid.to.confront.her.brothers(get.some.friends.to.back.you.or.something)
3-get.some.evidence(call.the.bros.up.or.next.time.they.call.you.RECORD.THE.CONVERSATION.is.it.really.that.hard.to.think.of?)
DUMP.HER
hire some haitians instead.......we will work for half the price of spanish and the job will get done without the bloodshed. Just ask them to throw coconuts at the girl till she forgets who u are. and for the bros get them to do some voodoo to turn there minds into zombies.Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Take the above advice I gave you! If there are no puerto ricans where you live then hire mexicans - they are just as good with machetes - i'll take no offense. OR
Yyou could do what they did to 'scarface' at the end of the movie and hire about 100 unshaven long-haired south americans who are desperate for employment and have them ramsackle your g/f's house and take them by surprise.
Heck, I don't care - just use some guys with spanish ancestry that have fixations with sharp long things!