What response to use for not buying girls drinks?

[Benwin]

Any ideas?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Is there an obligation to give someone a reason for not buying a person drinks? Why should we justify our actions?

But if you feel obligated to answer, just ask them why do women expect men to buy them drinks?

 

[Starman]

yo Benwin Chgo representin here yO!

yOU DONT MAKE "excuses", YOU JUST DONT BUY!! its sh1t test to see how supplicating and asskissing you really are

I dont get too many women asking me to buy them drinks..but if they ever step up and ask me to buy them a drink..I will order me a drink, and her a water

If Im startin to dig the chick..I will say, "Cool! you get this round, Ill get the next! Im going to the can/atm be right back!"

then I will follow through with buying her next drink..because at that point you have already established power and rapport by having HER buy you your first drink..and have built up a sort of "comraderie" that she HAS to come back for her next drink

 

[wheelin&dealin]

She says "Are you gonna by me a drink?"

You say "Like I'm gonna waste 5 bucks on you."

 

[MrNiceGuy]

starmans got it down, make sure she knows you're doing rounds with her..

just make sure you dont do what I did once, and claim you cant buy her a drink cos you've run out of money (this was true). it just makes you look like a cheapskate.. I should have just said I wasnt drinking and left her to buy her own..

 

[b's nuts]

I have friends that are girls that go to the bars and see how many guys they can get to buy them drinks. its ridiculous, never buy a drink if they ask. A good response would be to say "why don't YOU buy ME a drink" but I really like the buy yourself a drink and order them a water, fantastic. to bad i haven't been to the bars in a while since i got my ID taken away, damn.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Just tell her to stimulate your mind with her creativity and we will see from there.

This makes them work.

Now you got her where you want her: b*tchshield down

There is you conversation starter right there.

You don't always have to be ****y/funny with females. Just use what is given to your advantage on her.

But a ****y/funny response to this:

Are you a liquor pimp?!

 

[squirrels]

If a girl asks me to buy her a drink, I just say, "I'll buy yours if you buy mine."

Sets the tone right away...you're not going to pander to her if she doesn't kiss your ass in return, plus it's a play on the classic, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" back from the days of "playing doctor."

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

OMG what is wrong with girls!?

Okay... what girls actually have the nerve to say "buy me a drink"? What the f*ck!? What is happening to my gender... I'm so ashamed...

Anyway... girls like it when guys OFFER to buy them a drink... but I've never heard of someone actually being like "buy me a drink"... unless she was joking (in which case, any of the responses above works, she won't be offended because you should be offended if she was seriously asking). I think it's f*cked up for someone to ASK for that.

Next time a girl says "Buy me a drink" or "Aren't you going to buy me a drink?" you should say... "well, I was thinking about it, but now that you actually had the nerve to ASK me... I've changed my mind." Put that b*tch in her place.

I'm not saying I don't accept drinks from guys, even if I'm not interested in them... but I've also bought drinks for guys. Oh my god, these chicks should have some self respect... that is some full-on gold-digging bullsh*t.

 

[Halo]

What's so surprising about that? I've known girls who go on dates with guys they don't like, just to get a free dinner.

As for buying them drinks, you can get the same result much easier by just dropping a five dollar bill into the toilet.

 

[So pimp its scary]

I'm one of few guys that can say this :

I've had girs that I just met buy me drinks much more often then I've bought them drinks... I've had three girls ask me to buy them drinks, and I told them what they could do about that...

Four girls that I've talked to offered to buy me drinks, and I've bought drinks twice for girls that I just met. Most of the time we each buy our own drinks... and leave it at that, or rounds, whatever..

Her : Buy me a drink.
Me : Do I look like a charity?
or
Me : How about NO?
or
Me : *To the waitress* This girl wants a water.
or
ME : Chicks usually just ask that to get suckers to get you drunk.
or
Me : I don't buy drinks for girls that I haven't seen naked.

 

[Slickster]

Here's a great way to respond.

She asks you to buy her a drink?

You say "You want a drink? Okay, my friend over here will buy you a drink watch. When I introduce you to him just act really quiet and shy. After he buys you a drink you tell him that there just isn't a spark there but it was nice meeting him."

So you pick some chump out and lead her by the hand over to him. Introduce yourself first and tell him that your friend Sally here has been bugging you to introduce her to him but she's a little too shy to talk to strangers. "Will you talk to her please?" Introduce Sally and lead her right next to him with your hand. Say you two look so cute together, I've got real good feeling about this one.

Then just walk away. If chump buys her a drink great. If not who cares.

You're achieving a lot of things with this approach. Most importantly you come of as a challenge and an Alpha male. She's giving you a big sh!t test to see if you will supplicate. You pass by not even taking the test! You acknowledge her testing you and then pass her bullsh!t onto some other sucker who will probably fail. She'll be back to you as soon as she gets her drink from the chump.

However you should seriously be questioning why you should waste another minute on a creature such as this. Sex is the obvious reason I guess.

 

[B9]

As a principle, the ONLY girls I will ever be buying drinks, are the ones I am have no interest in scoring.

Personally, I just say straight up that i don't buy drinks for women (fortunately I learned it the hard way early on in high school when a girl I had a mad crush on came up and asked me to buy her a drink [was I over the moon! we hadn't even talked before that} and she dissed me immediately afterwards), or "sure, I'll buy you one just after you've paid my round".

lol, like the "I don't buy drinks for girls I haven't seen naked" line. Think i am gonna try that next time.

On a slightly different note, I find that going up to good looking women who look likely to reject most straight off asking her if she is gonna buy me a drink to be surprisingly effective. As always, the trick is in the delivery. Not too arrogant, yet quite playful, but at the same time, be serious about the question.

 

[CLOONEY]

If she asks you to buy her a drink, she is a forward, pushy biiotch and not worth the effort.

Only one girl has ever asked me that question, and I said "I am poor as fukc and not wasting my money on you", she wanted me even more after that, hahahaha.

 

[tomyv]

many ways

If she says "want to buy me a drink", laugh and say not really. If she says "buy me a drink," laugh and walk away.

 

[Knicknack]

getting thm water is hilarious... i'm using it next time. i've only been asked once and last friday a girl didn't even bother asking politely. she went with the assumption, "are you going to buy me a drink." i told her to go dig elsewhere.

 

[Rahul]

Her: "buy me a drink?"

You: "suck my **** and I'll think about it..."

 

[NewMan]

Only buy a drink for a girl you've seen naked. And tell them that.

 

[thissucks003]

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18402

 

[doctoroxygen]

Her: Will you buy me a drink?

You: Will you drink it if I buy it?

Her: Yes:

You (to bartender): A glass of water for me, and eight shots of jager for the lady.