what percentage of you are military ex or current?

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Which brand? I was ready to join the Navy, I had the physical aptitude and I graduated from engineering at that time, but I found an engineering job and I didn't.

I wonder sometimes what could've been if I would've joined. Do you wonder too?
 

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Former Special Forces of Keckistan here. I was discharged and disavowed, for openly questioning Carl Benjamin's divinity one too many times
 

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I tried to be an army officer in college, but for some reason I always made senior officers furious. One day my colonel slammed me against a wall until I agreed to quit rotc. As he told me that he would make the rest of my life "a living hell," he punctuated each of those three words with another slam against the wall, then kept repeating. It was a very persuasive argument.
 

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I tried to be an army officer in college, but for some reason I always made senior officers furious. One day my colonel slammed me against a wall until I agreed to quit rotc
Well, you did slather the g-string he wore under his dress uniform in Dave's Insanity Sauce, Belt. More than once. Ain't surprising that the dude didn't have much love for you afterwards
 

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I don't think you have the security clearances to gather privileged information.
 

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Hi Eli,
Your dodgy eyes saved you from what might have been a Dogs life...For me the Army was just like being in Prison but having a smarter uniform...First morning after Breakfast the Sargeant paraded us to allocate duties..."Who understands French here "he asked...No response,"OK anyone Know a little? I timidly responded that I had done three years in High School..."right you'll do smatarvse,you're on latrines".
 

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Which brand? I was ready to join the Navy, I had the physical aptitude and I graduated from engineering at that time, but I found an engineering job and I didn't.

I wonder sometimes what could've been if I would've joined. Do you wonder too?
brand dont know about that but I applied to navy then marines.
 

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I tried to be an army officer in college, but for some reason I always made senior officers furious. One day my colonel slammed me against a wall until I agreed to quit rotc. As he told me that he would make the rest of my life "a living hell," he punctuated each of those three words with another slam against the wall, then kept repeating. It was a very persuasive argument.
was that due to typical politics?Or did you seduce his girl?
 
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