What NOT to do around women

[jmeredi]

Sometimes I do things around women and a few minutes later this question pops in my head....


WHY"D I DO THAT?

Post a tip on what NOT to do around women.

 

[italostud]

I'll start


1. Hump a stray dog

 

[jmeredi]

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WHY'D I DO THAT!!!

 

[Arioch]

Have a doubt in my mind that she doesn't want me.

(Why'd I do that?)

 

[jmeredi]

I put her on a pedestal


WHY'D I DO DAT?

 

[The Nice Guy is Gone]

Do not start to doubt in your mind that she wants you.

Been there, done that, no more.

 

[Lifeforce]

Be a gossip.

 

[HalfAddict]

murder people

phediophelia comes to mind.

necrophelia?

 

[Hunchback]

"Can you jus hold this for a second while I go to the bathroom?"

Uhh...sure.

Why'd I do dat?

 

[italostud]

Check out my new Sig....

 

[italostud]

There it is bwhaha

 

[jmeredi]

AWWWW (<Attention *****?) he took my sig idea



WHY'D HE DO DAT?!

 

[Docs]

I want to eat your children.

WHY'D I DO DAT!

 

[jmeredi]

I didn't put my foot down the first time she disrespected me, which opened the door for even more jawin' from MS. Jawbone.

WHY'D I DO DAT?

 

[jakeyboy]

Get **** pissed drunk and tell a random woman you love her.

why'd i do that?!

 

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Originally posted by HalfAddict
murder people

I think the Postmaster at every single prison would disagree with you.

 

[Bible_Belt]

What NOT to do around women

acknowledge her beauty before she's naked

 

[tyciol]

What exactly is phediophilia? Anyone?

It's not a word.

 

[ScrewIt]

pick your nose.
scratch your butt hole and sniff it.
piss on her.
wet your pants
admit you're ready to come out from your closet
admit you're a pedofile

 

[Bloke]

Don't cross the road til the little man turns green