Kid Rock always works for me:
I'm an American Bad Ass
Watch me kick, you can roll with Rock
Or you can suck my d***
I'm a porno flick, I'm like Amazing Grace
I'm gonna f*** some hoes after I rock this place
Superfly living doublewide
Side car on my Glide so Joe C can ride
f***in sack to share, bringing flash and glare
Got the long hair swinging, middle finger in the air
Snake skin suits, 65 Chevelle
See me ridin in sin in the rebel yell
I won't live to tell, so if you do
Give the next generation a big F*** You
Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma
Said f*** high school, pissed on my diploma
Smell the aroma, Check my hits
I know it stinks in here, cause I'm the s***