JPFromTally
Senior Don Juan
I'd like to examine a few of the movies that have made women cream in the last few years. You know what I mean.. these are the ones that they love and can't stop watching or talking about... Let's see if we can pick up some hints from them.
1) Titanic- Leo looks like my best friend's little sister. This is why little teenyboppers love him (just like Hanson, etc.) What's the appeal of the movie for women? His character is a drifter who goes around Europe drawing hookers. He doesn't give a flying fig about anyone and is even ballsy enough to mack on another guy's chick. Result: you have girls leaving wet sports on their seats.
2) Legends of the Fall: At least Brad can act. Unline pretty boy Keanu who has the acting skills of the Ferret from the Bud commercials. Chick meets Brad's brother but is instantly turned on by his lack of caring. When he comes back from the war the chick makes a move on him. He gets some and takes off wandering the world. When he comes back does he go after her? Hell no.. he prefers the native booty over that scrawny white butt. She marries Mr. Nice Guy brother. Yet, she still wants to get with Brad and ends up killing herself because she cannot have him. Dude's unnatainable, everybody dies, girls are leaving wet spots in their seats.
3) Dirty Dancing- Patrick Swayze looks like he should be a member of the Village People. But he's a bad boy who teaches Little Miss Priss a thing or too. At the end they're having "the time of their lives" and girls are leaving wet spots on the seats.
4) Pretty Woman- Ok.. this movie stinks like the bottom of my toilet after a long night of drinking but girls just love it. Essentially Richard "The Girbel" Gere is rich and meets this hooker. Does he really love her for who she REALLY is? I mean he gets women all the time...bla,bla,bla, he pretty much saves her and women are, you guessed it, leaving wet spots on their seats.
5) Top Gun/Days of Thunder- Tom is short but at least he's got a hobby. This makes him pretty cool... He gets the girl. You have to spray Fabreeze on the seat after the girl leaves.
I can go on and on....
But there are always 3 key points in every chick flick. ALWAYS!!
1) The guy has a job or something that keeps him occupied all the time.
2) The guy doesn't really need the girl. He knows he can hook up with anyone he wants.
3) The girl always earns the guy's love. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! EVER!!
Sure, there are movies where the lovesick guy eventually wins the girls heart and the jerk ends up losing her. But these are usually comedies! (The Wedding Singer is a great example). And honestly, after the movie's over do you really think the jerk would care?
J.P.
1) Titanic- Leo looks like my best friend's little sister. This is why little teenyboppers love him (just like Hanson, etc.) What's the appeal of the movie for women? His character is a drifter who goes around Europe drawing hookers. He doesn't give a flying fig about anyone and is even ballsy enough to mack on another guy's chick. Result: you have girls leaving wet sports on their seats.
2) Legends of the Fall: At least Brad can act. Unline pretty boy Keanu who has the acting skills of the Ferret from the Bud commercials. Chick meets Brad's brother but is instantly turned on by his lack of caring. When he comes back from the war the chick makes a move on him. He gets some and takes off wandering the world. When he comes back does he go after her? Hell no.. he prefers the native booty over that scrawny white butt. She marries Mr. Nice Guy brother. Yet, she still wants to get with Brad and ends up killing herself because she cannot have him. Dude's unnatainable, everybody dies, girls are leaving wet spots in their seats.
3) Dirty Dancing- Patrick Swayze looks like he should be a member of the Village People. But he's a bad boy who teaches Little Miss Priss a thing or too. At the end they're having "the time of their lives" and girls are leaving wet spots on the seats.
4) Pretty Woman- Ok.. this movie stinks like the bottom of my toilet after a long night of drinking but girls just love it. Essentially Richard "The Girbel" Gere is rich and meets this hooker. Does he really love her for who she REALLY is? I mean he gets women all the time...bla,bla,bla, he pretty much saves her and women are, you guessed it, leaving wet spots on their seats.
5) Top Gun/Days of Thunder- Tom is short but at least he's got a hobby. This makes him pretty cool... He gets the girl. You have to spray Fabreeze on the seat after the girl leaves.
I can go on and on....
But there are always 3 key points in every chick flick. ALWAYS!!
1) The guy has a job or something that keeps him occupied all the time.
2) The guy doesn't really need the girl. He knows he can hook up with anyone he wants.
3) The girl always earns the guy's love. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!! EVER!!
Sure, there are movies where the lovesick guy eventually wins the girls heart and the jerk ends up losing her. But these are usually comedies! (The Wedding Singer is a great example). And honestly, after the movie's over do you really think the jerk would care?
J.P.